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December 1st, 2005, 06:42 AM
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..the amount in my sales column swapping with the amount in my commissions column
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December 1st, 2005, 03:02 PM
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For CJ to get rid of the parasites.
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December 1st, 2005, 03:53 PM
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My two front teeth. (Had an accident in Karate class.)
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December 1st, 2005, 03:53 PM
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For tracking to not be affected. 
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December 1st, 2005, 11:06 PM
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MasterMike
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A 16 some with 15 females
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December 1st, 2005, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by HardwareGeek
A 16 some with 15 females
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LOL - greedy ...
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December 2nd, 2005, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by HardwareGeek
A 16 some with 15 females
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 Thanks for the gift idea Hardware, everyones been bugging me for my Christmas list and I couldn't come up with any ideas 
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December 2nd, 2005, 01:19 AM
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What I'd like for Christmas...
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is to actually have one
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December 2nd, 2005, 01:43 AM
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An email from Bill Gates that says:
Billy, we love your site soooooooo much, we've decided to make it the default home page on every new computer shipped with Windows 
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December 2nd, 2005, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Kay
An email from Bill Gates that says:
Billy, we love your site soooooooo much, we've decided to make it the default home page on every new computer shipped with Windows |
About as realistic as Mike getting his 16 something but good dreams. 
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December 2nd, 2005, 02:34 AM
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I'd like to be able to shirk my nutcracking duties just for a few days, a little vacation, ya know
But there are just too many nuts out there that really need to be cracked.
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December 2nd, 2005, 09:18 AM
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A new office chair.
I left for lunch today, only to return to find that my nice big
padded office chair was gone when i got back. 
when i asked my wife, who works in the office next to me,
where it had gone.
she just laughed and said the one in the salon had broke
and they were doing a demonstration for a new customer and needed a nice
recliner for the demo ... URGENT..
so she told them to take mine.
I sometimes wonder who is the boss here. 
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December 2nd, 2005, 11:51 AM
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I'm confused Neil...
Is your Christmas wish for a new chair?
or a new wife?
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December 2nd, 2005, 12:16 PM
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Is your Christmas wish for a new chair?
or a new wife?
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Billy !
I have lots of good answers to that. LOL ..
and they include the words, RECLINER and WIFE.
but if i told them here and the wife read them ...
i would be looking for a new wife ..
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December 2nd, 2005, 01:00 PM
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For the war to end.
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December 2nd, 2005, 01:25 PM
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Cursal,
I'll join you on that wish....heck....let's just make it world wide peace and prosperity ;-)
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December 2nd, 2005, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by HardwareGeek
A 16 some with 15 females
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LOL. I can't think of anything better. I'll go with that too.
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December 3rd, 2005, 12:12 AM
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December 3rd, 2005, 12:42 AM
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To be able to log in and stay logged in for more than 30 minutes...
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December 3rd, 2005, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Kay
An email from Bill Gates that says:
Billy, we love your site soooooooo much, we've decided to make it the default home page on every new computer shipped with Windows |
I would then like one (an email) from Roman Abramovich, granting me a permanent advertising spot (both on stadiums and on TV) on all games of Chelsea FC and CSKA.
Geno
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December 3rd, 2005, 02:57 AM
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Oh, this thread is for our REAL Christmas wishes! Great!
1) I want the Leader Algo to go into permanent effect in all SEs: Namely, permanant free #1s, under every relevant keyphrase, for all of my pages, in EVERY search engine! All new pages of mine would be ranked the same way.
The only way I would lose a #1 is if I took the page down. If I later brought that page back online, all the SEs would immediately perma-rank it back at #1 for all of its keys.
2) NO reversals or extensions.
3) NO deadbeats.
But, I would happily delay all of those for WORLD CONQUEST. Then I'd just legislate my SE rankings.
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December 3rd, 2005, 03:01 AM
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Beautiful wish!
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December 3rd, 2005, 03:39 AM
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I'd like at least 75% of my traffic to be based on type-ins and return visits. I want to become an authority in my niche and establish my brand as a household name among my target audience. And most importantly, I'd like to be respected and sought after by merchants and customers alike in my market choices. Oh and I'd like a 60GB Black Ipod Video
- Scott
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December 4th, 2005, 07:23 PM
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I'd like at least 75% of my traffic to be based on type-ins and return visits.
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That's easy to accomplish.
Once I get my Leader Algo in, I'll just BAN you from all the SEs. Then 100% of your traffic will come from non- SE sources 
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December 4th, 2005, 07:32 PM
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For cj and linksnare to finish working on it. Doesn't matter what it is
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