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    What to do with a bra
    From the reviews for an Amazon seller:

    Customer review:

    "Product quality fine, but not include instructions, address or invoice to return. Had to look it up on the computer. Very poor customer service."
    Seller response:

    "Sorry, bras do not come with instructions. Product ships with packing slip. Invoice was sent by Amazon when order was completed. Sorry customer had difficulty using computer. Customer has never contacted us to get customer service at any level. Sorry customer unable to email us (click the send button)"

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That is awesome!!!!!!!!!!

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    LOL - Great Find Marcia!

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    And who says a bra site can't have viral content

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    Hey that is not funny. There was a time when I could have used those instructions.
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    The Seal of Aproval rematt's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick24601
    Hey that is not funny. There was a time when I could have used those instructions.
    "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - Richard Nixon

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    I don't think he meant instructions on how to put one ON, rematt.
    -Don't criticize anyone til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
    - Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.

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    sorry customer indeed..

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    The slot machine that IS paid! Billy Kay's Avatar
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    Sure laugh at me! But I DID get my refund!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Kay
    Sure laugh at me! But I DID get my refund!!!!!!
    Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, chew gum while reading any of Billy's posts.

    I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my gum...
    -Don't criticize anyone til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
    - Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.

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    The slot machine that IS paid! Billy Kay's Avatar
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    THAT"S why I'm not a bra merchant!

    My response to customer would have been: What's your address - I'll come by and show you how it works

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    LOL@Billy - It's been one of those days and I needed a good laugh. Thanks!

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    LOLLLLL....that's awesome. Terrible customer service, but funny as all heck!

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    Review was funny...

    Did anybody read anything on Amazon about the lady bugs? It was like 5-7 yrs ago. It gave everybody at our office a good laugh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Kay
    THAT"S why I'm not a bra merchant!

    My response to customer would have been: What's your address - I'll come by and show you how it works
    That's a lot better response than I would have given...

    My customer service is good for about 4 idiots. The 5th guy had better be writing from inside a bomb shelter

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    The slot machine that IS paid! Billy Kay's Avatar
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    Leader,

    I just now got an order. UPS charges more for Alaska and Hawaii. We offer "ground shipping" and "non-continental shipping" (AK, HI, PR and FPO)

    This order came from someone in the military obviously based somewhere in Alaska. In the "comments" section of the order form she wrote:

    "Comments: Disappointed with Alaska not considered 'continental US'. It actually is, and shipping should not be penalized."

    Hey! "I" don't determine shipping rates!!! And last I checked, there were 48 continental states, none of which are above Canada!

    I'd love to respond with something cynical, but her shopping cart confirmations came back as invalid email address

    The following message to <ixxxxx-at-usace.army.mil> was undeliverable.
    The reason for the problem:
    5.1.0 - Unknown address error 550-'5.1.1 User unknown'

    so my cart will automatically cxl the order.

    I hope she's not in an important position in the military!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snib
    And who says a bra site can't have viral content
    Scott, that isn't a joke that went viral. That's real and it's at Amazon; I was shopping yesterday and came across it while reading reviews of a Marketplace vendor. Here's the other:

    Customer review:
    "good price for underwear unfair price for shipping I was charged 6 dollars it only cost 2 dollars to ship it."
    Seller response:
    "You were charged $4.99 (not $6.00) for the shipping. Please let us know where other than fantasyland you can ship a 1 to 2 LB package for $2 across the country. Maybe you can have Forest Gump carry it while jogging, like a box of chocolates?"

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    Wow, that is harsh...and catty!

    Now Billy, did you get your refund for that one as well ???

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    This one was so unexpected while shopping. Customer's 5 star review of a $14.99 telephone at Amazon:

    Rarely in life is one's expectations of a simple black telephone exceeded. Imagine my surprise when I found that this phone not only works, but you can talk and hear the other person talking! And as if that were not enough, they even announce that it is time to use it by having it ring when someone calls you.

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    LOL - these are hilarious.

    Time to go read comments at Amazon just for yucks.
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