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    Fried Eggs
    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

    Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

    "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOSH!

    "You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOSH! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said BE CAREFUL!

    "You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

    The wife glared at him, saying, "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"





    The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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    Amen.
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    As one of my favorite comedians, Richard Jeni (R.I.P.), used to say...

    SHUT UP AND LET THE DICK DRIVE!

    But feel free to continue to use the imaginary brake pedal on the passenger's side. Just don't let the dick find out about it.

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    I am happy to say that my wife doesn't do that. Or, it could just be that after ten (soon) years of marriage, that my right ear doesn't work as well as it once did...

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beachy
    "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

    OMG - enough to make anyone crazy! LOL

    Do people really live like this?
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    Hmmmm. Fried Eggs. Hmmmm.
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    Dave was going to stop in and tell Beachy how much he loved him for making him laugh this morning. Dave swears that this is exactly how I am when he drives. Which is very true. You should see how he drives! (Well, not lately)

    I like Rhea's post the best, but I am also appreciating the need for me to do all the driving so far this year. If I'm in control of the wheel I don't feel the need to scream and point.

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    I'm the worst, Judi. Not only do I point and gasp (screaming ain't really my style) but I also brace myself by putting my feet up on the dashboard!

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    Yeah, I don't really scream either - but those sharp intakes of breath can be just as disruptive. I don't just do it to Dave - I'm a horrible passenger. I always yell dibs on the back seat if there's more than 2 people so I can ignore the road easier. I was also completely unable to ride with any of our children a second time. Dave had to do all the driver's ed practice stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmoore61103
    ... all the driver's ed practice stuff.
    +1 hour to the time it takes me to get to sleep tonight.

    lol

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