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February 22nd, 2008, 02:20 PM #1Brothel
The Madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you
would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she
charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out
five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went
After about an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, once more
to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come
nights in a row -- too expensive -- and there were no
price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money,
gave it to
Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After about an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was
that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid
they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has
with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, " South Carolina .."
"Really?" she said. "I have family in South Carolina ."
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I'm your
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
February 22nd, 2008, 02:24 PM #2
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