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    Happy Birthday --- Let's Make Sex Toys!
    Another fun day here at the sfcom household...

    The morning craft time started out well. The kids were actually playing well together and not fighting. They were playing with a Play-Doh Birthday set that one of them had received as a gift.



    Since everything was going well, I decided to venture into the living room and catch up on a few things online. It wasn't long before I heard them fighting over something.

    I went into the kitchen to find out what the problem was. It was a mold for what was supposed to be a candle. This "candle" mold was a little off though...and it closely resembled something I know pretty darn well...from being a man and also from winning the Boudoir Essentials smooch contest. (OK...I admit...I was SLIGHTLY (lol) familiar with it before winning the contest.) BTW, thanks for your votes!



    Needless to say, I took the "candle" mold away from them and it will now be staying out of their "Birthday set".

    People in the design department were obviously not thinking well when it came to this one. Quite possibly I would recommend a lighting upgrade to them.

    -sfcom


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    FUNNY!

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    I'm sorry - I don't get it.

    What am I supposed to be seeing??

    (yep/setting up sfcom)

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    This is hilarious!

    It's one of those things you don't recognize as funny until someone else points it out.

    (And how did I know BK would show up in this thread?!)
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    I thought Politics could not be discussed here - why are you showing a picture of Hillary Clintons soon to be ex-husband?

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    Come on...it's just a candle.

    Your kids are

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProWebAddict
    Come on...it's just a candle.

    Your kids are
    my uncle is whittling out candles,
    of wax that is 'specially soft.
    he says they'll come in real handy,
    if ever his business falls off.

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    If your business is torqued like that you need to see a doctor pronto.

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    Talking
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    and it's ribbed for their pleasure!
    How long does it take for Play-Doh to harden?

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    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    Now, if the play-doh was flesh colored and the mold was 8 inches tall, I might concede the point. But this is harmless. It's a candle. It's just a candle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HecticDMC
    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    Now, if the play-doh was flesh colored and the mold was 8 inches tall, I might concede the point. But this is harmless. It's a candle. It's just a candle.
    Well, if it was 10 inches..I might recognize it then too...but 8??? And they say size doesn't matter...lol.

    I personally have never had a candle on one of my birthday cakes look like this. And if I ever do get a cake with one like this on it, someone would be getting a cake in the face.

    -sfcom


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    Quote Originally Posted by guinness618
    and it's ribbed for their pleasure!
    How long does it take for Play-Doh to harden?
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    Now where do I get one of those birthday sets............
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    and play dough takes 24 hours to harden..........

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    I so need to stay out of this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rematt
    I so need to stay out of this thread.

    -rematt

    I am having HARD time doing that......


    I crack myself up!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rolet
    I am having HARD time doing that......


    I crack myself up!!!!!!!!!!!
    Behave!

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    LOL @ all of you and the original post.

    The question is: Did the KIDS see the association or just you, Dad?

    Let the kids play with their new toy! LOL
    Peace,

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    Best New ABW Member 2007 sfcom's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    ...The question is: Did the KIDS see the association or just you, Dad?...
    I doubt the kids noticed. I just decided to permantly remove it from the kit in case we have friends or family over and the kids decide they want to play birthday.

    I can guarantee any candle that they roll out the old-fashioned way will probably look like more of a candle than this mold does.

    -sfcom


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    Should put that on a blog, digg it etc. Funny. Seriously that would be a traffic generator if you get it up.

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    You all are such pervs....

    and I'm enjoying it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trust
    Should put that on a blog, digg it etc. Funny. Seriously that would be a traffic generator if you get it up.
    Come on you all are making this too easy...............

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    Originally Posted by Trust
    Should put that on a blog, digg it etc. Funny. Seriously that would be a traffic generator if you get it up.



    Quote Originally Posted by Rolet
    Come on you all are making this too easy...............
    LOL LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexanne
    Originally Posted by Trust
    Should put that on a blog, digg it etc. Funny. Seriously that would be a traffic generator if you get it up.





    LOL LOL

    Rexanne.... I actually managed to hold it together through this entire thread until you pointed out Trust's statement there in bold... Then I lost it. Oh man... tears in my eyes.
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    ROFLMAO! I just noticed in the lower right of the photo of the bucket, it says "Fun to play with, but not to eat."
    -Don't criticize anyone til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
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    Hmmm Amazon has it on sale for $9.99, let's stock up girls!

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