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    An Italian, Irishman and a Redneck
    From someone born and bred in Redneck country:

    An Italian in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the
    waitress for a cup of coffee. The Italian looked across the restaurant and
    asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?' The waitress nodded 'yes,' so
    the Italian told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

    The next patron to come in was an Irishman with a hunched back. He shuffled
    over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot
    tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus over
    there?' The waitress nodded, so the Irishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot
    tea, 'My treat.'

    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He
    hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey there, sweet thang.
    How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!' He, too, looked across the
    restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's boy over there?' The waitress once more
    nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, 'On my
    bill.'

    As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Italian, touched him and said,
    'For your kindness, you are healed.' The Italian felt the strength come back
    into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

    Jesus also passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, 'For your kindness,
    you are healed.' The Irishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised
    his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

    Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck.. The Redneck jumped up and yelled,
    'Don't touch me!...I'm drawin' disability!'

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    There's a joke in there somewhere.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by beachcom

    Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck.. The Redneck jumped up and yelled,
    'Don't touch me!...I'm drawin' disability!'
    Peace,

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    Ok, I kept bypassing this post but finally got sucked in when there wasn't anything else that looked interesting to read. Now I realize my first inclination was correct. Sorry. Fire your writer...



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    The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches
    Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck.. The Redneck jumped up and yelled,
    'Don't touch me!...I'm drawin' disability!'
    Hey, I thought I get it!

    I think the punch line was that the guy with the crutches was not sick at all, that he was just using the advise of one of those TV lawyers that say on their commercials that you can get a lot of money from about anything you think is somebody else's fault.

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    tink tink tink... Is this thing on? hello...

    It feels a little dry in here

    lol

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Well hell, I thought it was funny!
    Peace,

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