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    9. You kiss her, hug her and get her all excited then your roomate knocks you out of the bed and takes over.
    That's a Parasite.

    10. You have a fantastic night in bed and the next day say nothing happend.
    Thats a Reversal.

    11. You kiss her, hug her and get her all excited just to find out the Viagra isn't working.
    Server is down.

    Add on.

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    From Joey

    You go to a party and you see an attractive girl across the room. You go up to her and fight with 10 other men over who wants her the most.
    That's ebay marketing.

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    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    How about:

    You rent the tux, buy the corsage, get the wine, rent the limo, go to the party, and your date goes home with another guy. That's a stolen commission.

    -BK

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    There's a few more in this thread from 5 years ago, I just copied and pasted mine from that thread - http://forum.abestweb.com/showthread...highlight=kiss

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    You stand in an empty room and spout your views.
    Female (or male)-shaped shadows soon crowd around you with joy, but no matter what you say, none of them will come to your bedroom.
    You turn on the lights and find they're all animatronic blow-up dolls.

    That's blog marketing, after being noticed by RSS-leeching MFA sites.

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