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    Subject: The server is down

    What I Thought It Was: Spam for one of those hosting monitoring services

    What It Was: Spam for Viagra

    I thought about it for a couple of seconds and then just could not stop laughing.

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    Was tracking affected?

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    I've never opened that one. Maybe I will, just once.

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    Ms B,

    Too funny! Sounds like a regular hosting ad to me!

    Did they offer to sell you a bigger hard drive???

    Did they guarantee 24 hour support & friendly customer service???

    Did they offer a free trial or tell you if the server went down you would get a refund???

    Did they promise you a 99.9% up-time guarantee???

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    Linda,

    If they had offered all that, I would have been signing up for something for the very first time I got in spam.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AMconsulting:
    Did they promise you a 99.9% up-time guarantee??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Tooo funny

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AMconsulting:
    Did they promise you a 99.9% up-time guarantee???

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    *LMAO* You just about made me spray pop all over the screen!

    That email is certainly better than the 50 or so I get a day offering to increase my penis size. Heck, I don't have a penis so I just forward them all on to an old boyfriend! He needs all the help he can get!

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    Server prolly needs a new stiffy.

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    Funny, Michelle, I only get the "breast size" spams..

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    >That email is certainly better than the 50 or so I get a day offering to increase my penis size.

    HOW DO THEY KNOW MY PENIS size ANYWAY?

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    Wow, what a great thread to wake up to. I'm rolling on the floor laughing.

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>*LMAO* You just about made me spray pop all over the screen!

    That email is certainly better than the 50 or so I get a day offering to increase my penis size. Heck, I don't have a penis so I just forward them all on to an old boyfriend! He needs all the help he can get! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    After I read that Michele almost sprayed pop - I almost sprayed coffee all over my screen.

    Hey, I have a new hosting client and am relaunching their new improved hosting affiliate program. Reading over some hosting ads - I just can't keep my mind on business and out of the gutter. The ad says:

    "With a ROCK SOLID high-end professional web hosting package, your company's data will be able to STAND UP to anything."

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    BTW Andy... I know too! It's written on the wall in the "girls room!"
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    Damn, Linda, you're a firecracker!!!


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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I just forward them all on to an old boyfriend! He needs all the help he can get! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Now that's a CLASSIC!

    ps- I know it's funny but hey... it makes me money! LMAO. (And I don't even use it)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by breeze:

    Now that's a CLASSIC!

    ps- I know it's funny but hey... it makes me money! LMAO. (And I don't even use it)

    PimpDaddyBreeze has no need for that cheese.

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    Glad I made ya chuckle!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Catalyst:

    Did they offer to sell you a bigger hard drive???

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    Did they mention a 3 1/2 inch floppy?

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