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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Water Inspector
    A Texas Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation."

    The old rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

    The Water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

    The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.

    Later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the rancher's bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step.

    The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....

    Your card! Show him your card!"

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    LOL... "Because I can!" isn't always the best answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcia
    LOL... "Because I can!" isn't always the best answer.
    Absolutely not the best!
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    that was good..


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    Rexanne,
    That's hilarious. Thank you for giving me a chuckle.

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    luv it!
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    ...Thanks Rexanne



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