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    And we thought we had problems! This from the AP newswire.

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    Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction

    Aug 15, 10:32 AM (ET)

    BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.
    "The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.

    Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.

    Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.

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    Well look on the bright side at least they can try to reattach it. This guy won't be as fortunate.

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    Man cuts off penis, eats it

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    A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

    The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.
    The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

    He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

    The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

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    ehhhhh. I really didn't need to read that!

    Hope it wasn't the 200,000 post.

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    uhhh ... OUCH!?!

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    New segment for a reality TV series. Must be a reaction to all those penis enlargement spamms we seem to attract.

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    Why did I read this thread? I feel queezy.

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    Hmm not something I wanted to read right now..

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    ohhh my god ... then he need cock implant

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> ohhh my god ... then he need cock implant <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Please Zervo, Could we stick to correct medical terminology. The correct term is He would need an "ADDADICTOMY"

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    ROLMAO ...another Dicktoectomy performed by quack doctors

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    @ dpd ADDADICTOMY it reminds me of the Lesbians favorite operation STRAPADICKTOMY

    BTW is this post 200,000?
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    <~~~~~~~does a reality check

    Am I reading ABW or the National Enquirer?

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    Whats this >>> ????

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    Just out of BLACKOUT and I find this thread!

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    ouch. ouch! OUCH! OUUUUUCHHHHH!

    just thinking about it hurts.

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    What are we coming to?

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    Another one from the Stranger than Fiction file. Fortunately she didn't have a penis.

    Man Bites Off Girlfriend's Nose but Keeps Her Love
    Fri Aug 15,10:32 AM ET

    BERLIN (Reuters) - A woman in Germany says she still loves her boyfriend even though he bit her nose right off.

    Judge Beatrix Homann said on Thursday her court in the western city of Hanover had sentenced the 26-year-old man to 18 months in jail for the assault, but that his partner, 50, had forgiven him.

    "I still love this man," the judge quoted the woman, who has had six operations to build a synthetic nose, as saying at the hearing on Tuesday.


    "He was just drunk," Homann told Reuters.

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    I knew better when I read the title of the thread....but like a car accident on the highway, I just couldn't resist taking a peek

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    He he. Sure was a perfect thread for a Friday night, though!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> What are we coming to? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I don't think this man will have to concerne about that anymore.

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    He already was a good candidate to be kept out of the human gene pool.

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    Hmmm, OK.
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