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    My apologies in advance for any blondes that might read this, or should I say any blondes who's boyfriends read it to them?


    A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and

    moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.



    The blonde replies; " I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and

    I'm staying right here!"



    The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.



    The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.



    The blonde replies; "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm

    staying right here!"



    The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.



    The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a

    blonde. I speak blonde!"



    He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm

    sorry," and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.



    The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to

    make her move without any fuss.



    "I told her First Class isn't going to Houston."

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    WHAT A BEAUT!!!

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    That is so funny, Thanks for sharing!

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    Good one!

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    I like it!

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    Great stuff.

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    I'd love to tell this to some blonds who won't get it!

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    It doesnt get much better than this.

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    HAHA

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    Where IS it going?

    I'm doing it

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