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    ABW Founder Haiko de Poel, Jr.'s Avatar
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Hello,

    I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003.

    Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.

    Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal location settings (X, Y, Z, n), which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you. Send a separate email to me at:
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    I thought Herby removed me from his email list

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    I's a funny one

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    I got one of these a week or two ago. Was funny. The gang at work had a good laugh when I sent it to them.

    I'd send him the parts he needs, but my space/time continuum interface to the computer is broke right now.

    Chris

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    Someone must have a lot of time on their hands. So far I have received about 5 of these messages over the past 2 months.

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    Is it from Janeway or Chakotay?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I thought Herby removed me from his email list <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I don't think that was from Herby. They didn't ask for money.

    It's Your Money. You earned it. What are you going to do to make sure you get to keep it?

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    lol! I'll send them the parts, if they allow me to hitchhike back to the past with them

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    Where he says this:
    "I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use."

    Will that be money from the past or from the future??

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    Heck,

    I'd sponsor his time travel circuit if he agreed to go back in time and kidnap a 16-year-old Nastassia Kinski for me...

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    > Will that be money from the past or from the future??

    I'd guess future, and hope for inflation!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BLFH (Ms. B):
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>_I thought Herby removed me from his email list_ <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I don't think that was from Herby. They didn't ask for money.
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    *snickers*

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    Tell him Marvin left a uranium 328 space modulator downstairs if he needs it.

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    I think this guy may have been 'd one to many times.

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    Sounds like the guy that was placing classified ads in small-town newspapers back in the 80's trying to recruit somebody to "go back in time" with him.

    "You must bring your own weapons"
    "I have only done this once before"
    "You'll get paid when we get back"

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