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    My method made me 3 sales !!
    hii

    I made 3 sales in the last month.but with the classified adds!!
    i have my own strategy and it works!!

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    All hands on deck. Don protective gear. Shovels at the ready!

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    Quote Originally Posted by looperman
    hii

    I made 3 sales in the last month.but with the classified adds!!
    i have my own strategy and it works!!
    woohoo You get the first medal today

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    Humphf! Darn cynics, you guys are!
    Generate more fake news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by looperman
    hii

    I made 3 sales in the last month.but with the classified adds!!
    i have my own strategy and it works!!
    Are you happy, or is this sarcasm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afilyit
    Are you happy, or is this sarcasm?
    I don' have a dog in this fight. I am just an interpretor ...........
    My interpretation is..........Sarcasm.....

    I am also not responsible for any misinterpretation.
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    mine was 100% sarcasm

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    Troll Killer and best Snooper!
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    Okay now I'm going to show you my mind-reading abilities by channelling from looperman's brain what s/he is going to post next.

    Looperman's brain is a little murky. Give me a moment.

    It's coming in clearer now. Bit noisy in there. I think looperman is eating salty snacks.

    Aha! I've got you now, looperman!

    1- i picked clickbank product that has 150 grav and 30$ \sale!! no more no less
    2- I dominated (from the word domain ) a sell domain name that the customer will like!!! not too long but not too short!!
    3- I used to adwordates (from the word adwords) like this type ;lets say we want to promote adobe photoshop Elements 5 -just as an example!
    4- why does it work??
    a- the name of the product is so clear!!
    b- special offer !!!
    c-one left "ohhh my god just 1 left??? and special offer too??? i have to take it!!"
    d- SAVE MONEY
    E- UP TO YOU!!! : meaning don't blame me if someone else took it!!
    f- the short and straight domain name !!

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    BTW, were the classifieds free or did you pay for 'em?

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    But, wait, where is the second first time poster begging to be provided the info? I feel at a loss, only half complete. Where art thou, oh, new person who can't wait to hear what the other new person wants to spill.
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elbowcreek
    But, wait, where is the second first time poster begging to be provided the info? I feel at a loss, only half complete. Where art thou, oh, new person who can't wait to hear what the other new person wants to spill.
    I fear he has been delayed. If you don't mind I would like to take a stab at it. I'm considering another new career and so far this seems far easier than chinchilla ranching.

    So here goes:

    Looperman I must know your secret. Please, please inform me of how I too can make a whopping 3 sales in only 1 month. If I could only learn to do this I could get that operation that I so badly need. My mother could get a new dress and my dog can get braces. I would be forever in your debt and will name my first calf after you.

    So how'd I do? Please rate on a scale from 1...10 - Thank you.

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    Oh, superb, you should write drama, I give you a 10!

    I'll feel quite contrite if this first time poster is real, lol, and not spamming.
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elbowcreek
    Oh, superb, you should write drama, I give you a 10!.
    Thank you. Thank you very much!

    Quote Originally Posted by elbowcreek
    I'll feel quite contrite if this first time poster is real, lol, and not spamming.
    That would suck!

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    That was touching, rematt. I particularly liked the bit about your dog's braces.

    :sniffle:

    :honk:

    Sorry. I'm a bit overcome.

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    therichboy wanted me to post this -

    "You're just jealous and old and don't make any money. I roll around in the money I make with classified ads, Craiglist is a goldmine. You need to get out of your rocking chairs and get with 2008. And buy my ebook too and then you can make 6 million a year just like I do."

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    Golly, you people. I seriously wanted to learn how to make all that dough with Clickbank. Seems like you probably drove poor looperman away, salty-snacked brain and all.

    Braces on your dog? How cool is that.
    Generate more fake news.

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    My goodness! How can you guys just go on like this. I'm on the edge of my chair, speechless, waiting for the golden bone and how to get my own.
    Please hurry loopyman, the mortgage man is walking up my drive with a hammer, a nail, and a foreclosure notice...



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    What good is earning six billion dollars a year when you don't have any friends?

    Which one of you guys shook the idiot tree today? How many times do we have to review proper idiot tree cleaning procedures before we get this right?!?

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    Don't know about you but I'm really enjoying the circus! :

    Ok, where's the ?



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    Well, I'm feeling generous today and will let you in on an ebook that really does have all the secrets - http://www.youreapoorloser.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trust
    Well, I'm feeling generous today and will let you in on an ebook that really does have all the secrets - http://www.youreapoorloser.com/
    That's a crackup! Yes, it's really just like all the rest of them but with quite a creative twist...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhea
    What good is earning six billion dollars a year when you don't have any friends?
    With that kinda money, you can buy all the friends you could possibly want.
    Generate more fake news.

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    Did he say his METH OD made him 3 sales??



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    Quote Originally Posted by writerguy
    Braces on your dog? How cool is that.

    I'm wondering, for the dog's legs or are we talking cosmetic braces for his teeth?
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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