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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Squirrel Hazing Incidents

    .....and now you know.

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    ROLMAO ...who says content isn't king.

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    A couple days ago I was just sitting at the computer as usual, and then I started hearing this animal noise. It sounded like a wounded duck or maybe a rabid woodchuck or something, so being the kind, caring person that I am, I went outside to investigate. I look around, no sign of any injured woodland creatures. The noise had stopped so I couldn't hear where it was coming from. I go back in the house and it starts up again. Since it was the damndest noise, and loud on top of it, I had to figure out what it was, so I go back out, and I finally see this squirrel up in a tree, just squawking away and looking right at me! I'm pretty sure it was in heat or otherwise perturbed because I have never heard nor ever expected to hear a squirrel make this kind of noise...

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    Anyone ever catch the nut carry? Only one I ever saw involved the squirrel ramming into the side of my tire with a nut, the nut went one way and the squirrel went the other, was never to sure if he won or lost though.

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    that was a nice read elbowcreek

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    ROTFLMAO,

    I wonder if they know what to do when two squirrels run up your pant leg and one yells to the other, "Should we eat them here or take them with us?"

    Ernie

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    They don't take them for later nor do they eat them right there they SAC them!

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    OMG, thats absolutely scary. I think I'll buy some long shoe laces and tie them around my pants legs when I go out and work in the garden. And I thought that my only worry was getting the W. Nile virus from a skeeter bite.

    Ernie

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    Oi! No squirrel baiting here please! Lock up your cats and dogs and you guys put elastic on the bottoms of all your pants and heaven help you if you are wearing shorts.

    "It doesn't do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations if you live near him!"

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    The TOOL says:

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Sandra - Bet that squirrel gets a lot of dates, lol.

    Adam- Squirrel Recipes?? Oooookay..... yuk!

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