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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
    These are classic!

    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    BARACK OBAMA:
    The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

    JOHN MC CAIN:
    My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

    HILLARY CLINTON:
    When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me ...


    DR. PHIL:
    The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.


    OPRAH:
    Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross
    this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take
    falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
    the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

    GEORGE W. BUSH:
    We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

    COLIN POWELL:
    Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

    ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

    JOHN KERRY:
    Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

    NANCY GRACE:
    That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

    PAT BUCHANAN:
    To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.


    DR SEUSS:

    Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
    To die in the rain. Alone.

    GRANDPA:
    In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

    BARBARA WALTERS:
    Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
    life long dream of crossing the road.

    ARISTOTLE:
    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    JOHN LENNON:
    Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

    BILL GATES:
    I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the
    Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboot.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN:
    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    BILL CLINTON:
    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

    AL GORE:
    I invented the chicken!

    COLONEL SANDERS:
    Did I miss one?

    DICK CHENEY:
    Where's my gun?

    AL SHARPTON:
    Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
    Peace,

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    Those are cute.

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    Funniest thing I've seen on ABW this year.
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    I agree with Grandpa.

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    Lol

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    Good one Rexanne.

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    Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?
    Colonel Sanders:
    In 1952, I told that chicken to move to Kentucky and be famous. Now that chicken is finger licking good!

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    PS: Kris Jones' Chicken had some really groovy glasses on

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    HAIKO:
    The chicken crossed the road to get to the computer, so that it could open it's own forum at ABW.

    LEADER:
    Because that's where the money is, and that chicken has a right to do whatever it takes to get to the money, even if it means pissing off the other chickens.

    LOXLY:
    The chicken was trying to ditch a print on demand company that wouldn't listen to its perfectly rational and sound business advice.

    ROLET:
    To get to the casino to play roulette - it has a system!

    off the top of my head...
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    Oh My God Rexanne,
    This was the funniest thing in a long time. i still have tears in my eyes for laughing soo hard.

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by HecticDMC
    HAIKO:
    The chicken crossed the road to get to the computer, so that it could open it's own forum at ABW.

    LEADER:
    Because that's where the money is, and that chicken has a right to do whatever it takes to get to the money, even if it means pissing off the other chickens.

    LOXLY:
    The chicken was trying to ditch a print on demand company that wouldn't listen to its perfectly rational and sound business advice.

    ROLET:
    To get to the casino to play roulette - it has a system!

    off the top of my head...
    HECTICDMC:
    To see my system of playing roulette - my system guarantees a win!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! You are too awesome Daniel!!!!!

    Rexanne - this was hilarious!!!!!!!!!

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    Loved it - Thanks for sharing Rexanne.

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    Mine vote goes to Obama, Bush and Cheney...

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    Thanks, Rexanne. That one made my day.
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    Too funny! Got me smiling this morning. Thank you Rexanne!

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