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    ABW Ambassador Bob Lawrence's Avatar
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    Thumbs up Perfect WalMart Greeter
    A very loud, unattractive, butt ugly, mean-acting woman walked into
    Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "HØll no! They ain't twins.
    The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hØll would you think they're twins?
    Are you blind or just plain stupid?"

    "I am neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter.
    "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.
    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

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    jacked by sylon

    Sometimes the greeters look the same also.

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    OMG! I am gonna have to remember that one! I have been so blah after my hysterectomy that really brought tears to my eyes laughing so hard. (hurt my tummy though) But it was worth it!!!!!

    Sandra Martin
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    ABW Ambassador ladidah's Avatar
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    Good one!

    Sometimes the greeters look the same also.
    Agree with that . I haven't gone to BooWalmart (as my kids call it) for eons.

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    LOL - Thanks for a good laugh, I needed that!

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    Good one, brought a smile to my face...
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