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    Get a 60 DAY SUPPLY of Toilet Paper with ReStockIt.com!
    Hello Team,

    ReStockIt.com wants to send you and your family a 60 day supply of Toilet Paper just for driving a few sales! We know that with increasing "Gas" prices and the cost of goods going up, this little gift of ours might really come in "handy". So if your up for the challenge, please read on!

    The ReStockIt.com "Tidy Bowl" challenge!

    Any ShareASale ReStockIt.com affiliate partner that generates a minimum of $500.00 in sales between the dates of June 11, 2008-June 16,2008, will recieve at their home or business, a 60 day supply of the "good stuff"!

    And just to make it even sweeter, we're going to be awarding the first affiliate to reach $500.00 in sales a $50.00 Cash Bonus Award. Folks, here's your opportunity to recieve the gift that keeps on giving!


    Please Note*

    Please don't ask us how many rolls you'll recieve for your sixty day supply as Andy has already conducted intense top secret research among ARC employees and has given us the "thumbs up" on his findings. No need to worry, we've got you "covered"!


    If you havent JOINED ReStockIt.com, what are you waiting for?
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    Not only that, I will personally sign the toilet paper if anyone desires for the zany promotion ....

    Who wants our TP?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio-ARC
    Andy has already conducted intense top secret research among ARC employees and has given us the "thumbs up" on his findings.
    *Disclaimer* I was not involved in Andy's top secret research! lol
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    Just how do you determine how much toilet paper the winner uses?

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    I think you guys are full of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carolyn - ShareASale
    Just how do you determine how much toilet paper the winner uses?
    I hope they don't use Sheryl Crow's recommendations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack
    I hope they don't use Sheryl Crow's recommendations.
    I'm sure they can spare more than a square.

    Is it two-ply?
    -Don't criticize anyone til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
    - Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carolyn - ShareASale
    Just how do you determine how much toilet paper the winner uses?

    Well, its a bit complicated...

    Let's just say Andy personally endured months and months of rigorous testing. We heard screams and kicks coming from the bathroom, but I am not saying another word....
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    Quote Originally Posted by meadowmufn
    I'm sure they can spare more than a square.

    Is it two-ply?
    I think we can do better than that....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emilio-ARC
    Well, its a bit complicated...

    Let's just say Andy personally endured months and months of rigorous testing. We heard screams and kicks coming from the bathroom, but I am not saying another word....
    I gotta know...which Andy??

    No wait...don't tell me...

    Argh, too late, mental picture blaring.

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    Not Amused...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carolyn - ShareASale
    I gotta know...which Andy??

    No wait...don't tell me...

    Argh, too late, mental picture blaring.
    How did you think he dropped so much weight, so quickly? You know how many test rolls we used ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy Rodriguez
    How did you think he dropped so much weight, so quickly? You know how many test rolls we used ???
    What do I do with these guys??
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    Off Topic! Off Topic! -Anyways, The Guru is just jealous because we make fun of his "24 Pack" Abs.

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    Wink ReStockIt 60 Day Toilet Paper Supply.....
    Oh, well...I think Emilio meant to say that Andy's "intense" research showed different results other than the traditional one. He noticed that, in emergency cases, some people use toilet paper as tissue for their runny noses, some women use it to remove their lipstick , etc., etc., etc.
    Don't let your imagination go overboard.....

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    My package just arrived at the house, so I know what I'll be doing tonight...

    Research for Andy...

    :-)

    ~~~~~~~~~~~

    Thank you goes out to Andy, ARC Crew and ReStockIt! My wife called my office in tears (of laughter), she gets a little sick of me winning stuff all the time and she figured I pissed somebody off and that I was getting a huge box of toilet tissue from somebody else, someone besides her, who knows I need a laege daily serving of humility... great prize hearing her laugh, I can't thank you enough! The neighbor was out in the yard when the toilet tissue got delivered -- my daughter said Mom's showing everyone down the street what great prize "Mr. Shithead" won this time...

    Ahhh, making the wife happy. Crap (no pun intended), now I'm indebted to Andy / ReStockIt! Dagnabbit.

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    So, I'll ask the question everyone is dying to know the answer to...

    Exactly how many rolls were there in a 60-day supply?

    -sfcom


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    Does this apply to those of us on a high-protein diet?

    Had to ask
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