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    Anyone got any good ones? I have a burned out router between here and my host and my email and FTP is down. I'll just have to wait here and sit on my hands I suppose

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    Hey, my host, ftp, and email are down too. And no that wasn't a joke.

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    DPG sent you a joke, can post if you want. Not sure if the joke breaks any rules and i didn't want to offend any Saimese twins we might have on this board

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    Thanks trust will check my PMs Are you serious Ms. B? I am getting a failure on my Hop 7 in Trace Route. Assumed it was further afield but have no problems resolving all other sites beside my own. Have contacted tech support

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a good one! I am not brave enough to repeat it in here though Thanks for sharing Trust

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    You want to hear a joke, eh? Well, I've made $2.87 total today. Yeah. Har, har, har.

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    Nice to meet the ABW Mascot!!!

    I havent made a brass farthing all afternoon and just found out why a couple of hours ago. All my sites are down!

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    Two elephants walked off a cliff....

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    Boom Boom....

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    My husband PROMISED to finish the paving this weekend!

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    Lol Radegast Goodluck with that MJ Nice to see you again.

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    There once was a man from Nantucket, whose... oh hey wait a second... that's not a joke... that's a limerick.



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DPG:
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    In the back-to-school spirit, you can find some good jokes in our Education Guide

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    GoogleGuy tells the truth

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    Hey DPG

    Check out www.strangecosmos.com
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Frank - UrbanScooters.com:
    There once was a man from Nantucket, whose... oh hey wait a second... that's not a joke... that's a limerick.



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    http://www.shareasale.com/shareasale...></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Hey Frank,

    I once saw a T-Shirt that said:

    I am THAT man from Nantucket.

    I about died laughing!

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    Michelle,

    That is HILL-AIRY-OUS!!!

    I had to do a search. Did it look something like this? Now that's a great gag gift!

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    will someone please tell me what the man from Nantuket did? or what he was famous for?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Frank - UrbanScooters.com:
    Michelle,

    That is HILL-AIRY-OUS!!!

    I had to do a search. Did it look something like http://www.sunkenship.com/shirts/man_from.html? Now that's a great gag gift!

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    http://www.shareasale.com/shareasale...></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I was almost like that. The font was different and a bit smaller, but that one is just as good.

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    Lol at Nantucket!, PhillyBurbs, that was the first time I have seen your site. It Rocks!!! I especially like the (30s, 40s, 50's ???) theme incorporated in your pages your billboards also rock!. Thanks for the Links Catalyst. Had a rip roaring laugh at the Arnie touch up's and the other that you mentioned Lol ROFL Thanks all for cheering up my day

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gordon:
    will someone please tell me what the man from Nantuket did? or what he was famous for?

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Seems there's 2 versions. There's the original, G-Rated 1924 version:

    "There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man,
    And as for the bucket, Nantucket."

    And then, there's

    The R-Rated Version!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> EBates truly cares for all affiliates. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



    I nominate this as the funniest joke of them all!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> The R-Rated Version! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I had never seen that version!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That kill's me!!!

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