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    A woman is standing nude,
    looking in the bedroom
    mirror and says
    to her husband.......

    "I look horrible, fat & ugly,
    pay me a compliment",

    The husband replies
    "Your eyesight is bloody perfect!"

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    that's a compliment alright!

    Good one Irma (thanks for the chuckle!).

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    Yea, well before I met Mrs Poon I worked in Atlanta for a while on contract work for Georgia Pacific.

    I stayed in the Marriot downtown during most of this stay (had to leave when the olympics came into town and moved in a highrise) OK I got sidetracked sorry.

    Anyway, while staying at the Mariott I was a pretty constant visitor to the sports bar there and would frequently end up staggering back to the room.

    One night I left the bar and was going up to my room and one of the hookers in the bar followed me. We got in the elevator and she started taking her clothes off - . She looked at me and said - "make me feel like I women", I thought "hmmmmm". I unbuttoned my shirt took it off threw it on the floor and then said - "pick that up and fold it".

    I wont tell you what happened after that - LOL.

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    Irma

    Happypoon - Ya better run, alot of women here at ABW

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    LOL Poon I love that one

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by happypoon:
    I wont tell you what happened after that - LOL.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's the one with the curved windows and circuluar beds, isn't it?

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    ROLMAO ...great thread for relieving stress. Now we know why were never supposed to be perfectly honest to women ...it's cruel and guaranteed to hurt our sex lives.

    Mike & Charlie ...

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