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    ABW Adviser Panel Dynamoo's Avatar
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    I'm shocked and appalled at this outfit I've found called Slimeware Corporation (slimeware.com). They do just what the name suggests, pushing some of the most foul slimeware on the back of some of the most useless free downloads ever.

    Some of the things they do must sure be illegal. How can people be allowed to run a business like this???


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    Makes me sick
    When if ever will this kind of crap be made illegal by the networks? It gets worse every day.
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    "Slimeware Corporation and all the products listed here are parodies. Or possibly predictions. Slimeware Corporation is completely made up and any relationship to anything else you see is purely accidental and/or a figment of your imagination.

    However, elements of this site reflect the seedier side of web marketing. For more information on the perils of slimeware and other parasites see:

    Parasiteware.com "

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    OK, now it's cj.com turn and everything we here always told cj.com is coming true. What if the networks do not ban those thieves? We are not able to earn money and must give up. Whose pid will they then steal and how much will cj.com earn then?

    carneol

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    pph Expert! Gordon's Avatar
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    I notice CJ is up there

    So much for the CJ spider being for what Todd claims it is.

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> you may have problems affiliating with advertisers that require monitoring for compliance with their Ts&Cs or our Network Quality department may have an issue because then they are required to manually monitor your site <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Todd would you like to take another stab at telling us exactly what it is for?

    I got my parasiteware t-shirt
    <font color=red size="1">All parasites are scumbags and should be treated as such....</font><font color=blue size="1">STAMP EM OUT!!!</font>
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    LMAO
    Read the about us page
    You are bad!
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    @ Moo--ROTFLMAO!

    I love the spin! Like for that WeatherSpy--"Keeping track of the current local weather can be a real pain, what with all that checking out of the window. So we've come up with WeatherSpy, which tells you what the weather's like outside without you having to crane your neck around."

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    Good job on it, Dynamoo. Too much extra time on your hands??

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    People should not surprised seeing CJ featured like that. It is true - when you sleep with slime, you become one..... even if by association.
    CJ chose to do business with them so now CJ is viewd by many as slime.

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    Oh dear I guess I should apologise to Todd then aye?

    No he can KMA, he knows the spider is not for what he says it is.

    I got my parasiteware t-shirt
    <font color=red size="1">All parasites are scumbags and should be treated as such....</font><font color=blue size="1">STAMP EM OUT!!!</font>
    Take care
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    Nice work Dynamoo, have posted a link to a few other boards



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    Hey. The signup pages don't work. I wanted more commissions.

    Dynamoo, EXCELLENT job. One critique though. Make the forms actually work. Then post the names of the merchants that sign up. Send the names of the affiliates to the networks for them to "look" into it.

    If you think people will read the about us and figure out it is a parady site, think again.

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    First I was:

    Then I was:

    And finally I was:

    Great Job!

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    bad boy!!!!!!


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    Heheh. Yes, the "About Us" just gives enough information if you're paying attention.

    Well.. I did the signup forms. Nothing too complex but I did state in the privacy policy..

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>We will check your submitted information against the IP address and system details. If these match then we will publish these details as we see fit, with no restriction. Submitting your details to use means that you understand this. If you need to know more about our business model, see the about us page.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    On the principle that nobody reads the things anyway

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    Great site Moo...

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    Great job Moo!

    My favorite part is if you click the download link and the TOS for the download you get. If no one caught that, to take a look.

    It's Your Money. You earned it. What are you going to do to make sure you get to keep it?

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    http://www.slimeware.com/support.htm thats the very best page!

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    You sure got me Moo

    I guess that will teach me to read things more thoroughly before opening my big mouth

    I got my parasiteware t-shirt
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    The puking gif is really disturbing not because of the puking itself but what is left over on the poor little guys face ewe!



    How much did I really make?

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    Dynamoo you ROCK!!!!<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Please read this carefully before downloading our software. (followed by loads of illegible text.) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <font face=verdana size=1 color=43639C>Parasiteware - Any software, process or method that aims to make money by avoiding any involvement in the sales process apart from hijacking transactions that have been created by the hard work of others.</font>

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    Do you have a datafeed?

    Great job Moo!

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    At First I was then I was when I saw it was!

    Now, all I can say is ...

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    you made my day moo

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    You know I really only did it to have something more interesting on my signature

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