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    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm, bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Fcuknig amzanig huh?

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    fcing amafirocgfgds df d fds g dfg ds f LOL

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    Actually that IS pretty cool. Develop your next site that way and let us know how it works for ya!

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    Whew, Cyclone, THANKS, I feel better now.

    That means all the times I type "conslutant" by accident probably no one notices.

    I just did a "conslutation" for one of the biggest, most well known companies in America.
    They want me to manage and or recruit for their popular and well established affiliate program.

    Imagine how embarassed I was when I got the request for a consultation from my web form and the subject was "Consulation Request".

    At leest I mispeslled ti this tmei as Consulation instaede off conslutation.

    We were on the phone for a long time, and I think he is very interested in my services.
    Imagine how long we would have talked and how interested he would be,
    if I had offered him a conSLUTation.

    (Oooopppss, he reads this forum. - So potential new client, if you read this,
    realize I am posting after hours and just having fun!)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>if I had offered him a conSLUTation<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    How much are those going for these days anyways?

    To Good Health & Wellbeing,

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    Linda said:

    "My current fee for full service is $10,000 plus 5% bonus"

    "The successful man is the average man, focused."

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Linda said:

    "My current fee for full service is $10,000 plus 5% bonus"
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Gosh Linda, kinda makes me wonder why you hang around here so much...

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    Affiliate Marketing Consultant Linda - 5starAffiliatePrograms's Avatar
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    Trust,

    Full service does not include conSLUTING!

    Andy, you kind of have to read that thread to understand.

    My current full service fee is $10,000 plus 5% bonus. That's just my BASE fee, HA!

    My add-on fees are:
    $500 per affiliate
    $1,000 per super affiliate
    $5.00 per affiliate newsletter sent
    $350 per banner

    ConSLUTing is a value added service, on TOP of all that, charged on a
    per case basis depending on how much work I have to do!

    Truth is, I don't charge my clients very much or I wouldn't have so many that stay with me month after month. But then again, if I started offering conSLUTING services...

    Nevermind... this was fun, but gotta go get some work done.

    Your favorite Conslutant,

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    [This message was edited by Catalyst on September 23, 2003 at 10:22 PM.]

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    Just realized that anyone who doesn't know me like the regulars do, may have taken me seriously.

    By day, I am a professional and some say too serious consultant! http://abw.infopop.cc/6/ubb.x?a=frm&...9&f=4406070493

    After hours I have a very dry sense of humor that occasionally comes out. If you have read the post that Trust refers to where I say I charge 10K a month, and an older thread called "favorite dyslexic typo" this post will make more sense!

    Anyway, in reality, I charge a very low monthly retainer. I don't get paid per affiliate and rarely charge a bonus for extra sales. All the extra time I put in here: making friends, fighting parasites, advocating for affiliates and working over-time nights and weekends is work I do for free. In fact, now that I think about it - most of the work I do is for free. I should raise my fees!

    Your favorite Conslutant,

    Linda Buquet :: 714.754.1280 :: AM Consultant :: Catalyst eMarketing.com
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    [This message was edited by Catalyst on September 23, 2003 at 11:54 PM.]

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    quote: Your favorite Conslutant,

    well lick instead of click comes close... Can I lick it Gosh better get some more work done.

    Jason

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    I have know some cons, and some sluts, and some sluts who are cons. Conslutants... kind of like a mutant militant prostitute? 7ft tall with hairy arm pits?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jasonco12:


    quote: Your favorite Conslutant,

    well lick instead of click comes close... Can I lick it Gosh better get some more work done.

    Jason

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    "If someone says can't, that shows you what to do." -- John Cage <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Dayum, Jason. And I thought I was crude. The freaks do come out night.

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    Big Chuck I'm crude, I'm cute, and I'm humorous. depends on my mood each day!

    Jason

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