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    http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...802237,00.html

    A student cut off his penis and tongue with garden shears while tripping on an hallucinogenic drug.

    The 18-year-old German went into his garden and set about severing his organs after downing a tea made with the plant Angels' Trumpet.

    The plant is a powerful and dangerous hallucinogen.

    Doctors were unable to re-attach either his penis or tongue.

    The student has been named only as Andreas, from Halle in Germany.

    His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

    When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

    Angels' Trumpet is the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

    Doctors said the teenager would need years of support.

    Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years.

    "Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."

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    OUCH!! poor little willy

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    This guy thought he was tripping out after consuming the tea...

    ...now his trip has only just begun...

    Poor guy.

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    "Doctors were unable to re-attach either his penis or tongue."
    I wonder what would be worse, not having them re-attached, or having them re-attached in the wrong places

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    Hmmmmm ... I'm guessing that they don't have a DARE to stay away from drugs program there ... lol.

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    I'm switching to coffee. I never knew Tea could leave you impedient and speechless.

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    ouch I think I will switch to coffee, But it would be wierd if the parts were attached in the wrong places?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jasonco12:
    But it would be wierd if the parts were attached in the wrong places?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL - but one need not go to that extreme, one needs only reverse positions

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    maybe he'll see the funny side in the morning

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    Wonders if Darwin was right about evolution

    Survival of the fittest... well theres no way that idiot will reproduce now.

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    ... note to self... do not eat the Angels' Trumpet plant.

    ... side note to self... invite "all those who have done me wrong" over for a weekend BBQ... serve Angels' Trumpet plant.



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    Well you learn something new every day! My dad has a couple of them "they are beautiful plants" and he even pulls them up and sticks them under the house in the winter so he can replant them every year.

    I'll make sure to keep Mrs Poon away from them. Philippine women already have a known habit for what's called a "philippine haircut" Ala "Boobit". Now I cut up up a bunch and shoot the breeze but she really is the boss and I know it. I'm very good when it really counts .

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