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    Help find the CouponBastard a home
    Hi Everyone...

    Due to neglect by my parents... I am putting myself up for sale. Even though my parents haven't given me any attention in over 3 months I still produce a decent number of unique visitors every month and still generate sales even though I don't have any new coupons available.

    I automatically remove coupons myself...
    I have a complete back end interface that makes it easy to take care of me...
    I am not your normal coupon site...I do very well with Males 18-40 who are shopping for electronics, travel, clothing and sports apparel.
    I also have a ton of SEO capabilities that my parents neglected!

    If you have a good home for me or have questions please feel free to contact me at couponbastard (at) gmail.com



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    Do you come with any benefits? People who adopt toubled children are often compensated : )
    I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die
    to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there
    isn't and die to find out there is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by visitourmall
    Do you come with any benefits? People who adopt toubled children are often compensated : )
    Well... I am very tighty... I never leave expired coupons lying around and I also love to assist (consult) in natural search efforts.

    I also have good relationships with my aunts and uncles (AM's) who reward me with exclusive coupons and increased commissions.

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    Lite On The Do, Heavy On The Nuts Donuts's Avatar
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    I'm not so interested in you, but is your sister, CouponBiyotch, available?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuts
    I'm not so interested in you, but is your sister, CouponBiyotch, available?
    I'm afraid not... she was sold off to an Icelandic family when we were babies... I haven't seen her since...

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    Will there be any parent custody fights down the road after finding a new home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Ewe
    Will there be any parent custody fights down the road after finding a new home?
    My parents sat down together a few weeks ago and are in full agreement. They both are willing to give up full custody.

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    You must've done something real BAD for them to disown you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladidah
    You must've done something real BAD for them to disown you.
    nope.. I'm a good clean kid! I've never poached any trademarks or participated in any black hat stuff.

    My dad just got a new job as an Affiliate Manager and no longer has time for me...

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    Well paint me green and call me a goober...this just goes to show that even bastards have parents!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carolyn - ShareASale
    Well paint me green and call me a goober...this just goes to show that even bastards have parents!
    But where and who?

    I'll take you for free CouponBastard.

    I won't even ask for child support....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carolyn - ShareASale
    Well paint me green and call me a goober...this just goes to show that even bastards have parents!
    had parents!.... thanks for bringing it up again Tang!

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    Do people stay on your site and actually use the coupons? Any loyal visitors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 25trees
    Do people stay on your site and actually use the coupons? Any loyal visitors?
    Absolutely!!!

    We have done a number of cruises, vacations, electronics (PC's, laptops, monitors) and apparel... all from a number of merchants. Of course, everything has slowed down since we have neglected to add new deals and coupons for over 3 months.

    We do have a decent loyalty base... mostly college kids looking to save a buck.

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    Nice!

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    If you are of serious interest and would like a tour of the back end interface please contact me.

    thanks!

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    You SOB, now that your parents have brought you up to be a proper little bastard you are selling yourself to the highest bidder? As my kids taught me "life's a witch with a B"!

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    Poor Coupon Bastard ... such a sweet boy with so much potential and his parents don't appreciate him. For shame
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Hamrick
    You SOB, now that your parents have brought you up to be a proper little bastard you are selling yourself to the highest bidder? As my kids taught me "life's a witch with a B"!
    hahahahahaha...

    I still love you uncle chuck!

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    Well Folks... It's official. I finally found a good home for my Coupon Bastard!!!!

    After a number of adoption interviews we found a perfect match!!!!

    Congrats to the new parents and best wishes!!!!

    -jason-
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    btw: if anyone is interested in purchasing a shell of a coupon site get in touch with me..... tons of features at a low cost. Same functionality as CB but no design or merchant relationships.

    it's a great way to start a niche coupon site!
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Jason, I didn't realize YOU were Coupon Bastard! LOL

    And congrats to the new adoptive parents. This can be a big site. Fun, too. :-)
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    Grandma broke her coccyx! Uncle Rico's Avatar
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    Your the new owner of coupon site? Not sure if I should offer congrats or offer my condolences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeymourButts
    Your the new owner of coupon site? Not sure if I should offer congrats or offer my condolences.
    no... i was the abusive parent that pawned off my bastard child

    It's sad when you don't have enough time for your children...
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