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September 3rd, 2008, 09:00 AM #1Bad day at Hallmark
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years
That we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
I've always wanted to have
Someone to hold,
Someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad !
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When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
I'm so miserable without you
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September 3rd, 2008, 01:29 PM #2
My Mom had one (something like this) as a magnet that she had up on her fridge for a while...
I still miss my Ex
But my aim is improving
No bitterness there at all...
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