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    Full Member Jim Guinn's Avatar
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    Bad day at Hallmark
    Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........

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    My tire was thumping.
    I thought it was flat

    When I looked at the tire...

    I noticed your cat.

    Sorry!

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    Heard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.

    But don't fret about it...

    She moved in with me.


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    Looking back over the years

    That we've been together,

    I can't help but wonder...

    "What the hell was I thinking?"

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    I've always wanted to have
    Someone to hold,

    Someone to love.

    After having met you ..

    I've changed my mind.

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    I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

    I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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    As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

    That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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    Congratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go...

    Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

    You'll probably need it again.


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    Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad !

    (Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky , and West Virginia )


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    When we were together,
    You always said you'd die for me.

    Now that we've broken up,

    I think it's time you kept your promise.

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    I'm so miserable without you

    it's almost like you're here.
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    Affiliate Manager PaulS's Avatar
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    Very Funny!

    My Mom had one (something like this) as a magnet that she had up on her fridge for a while...

    I still miss my Ex
    But my aim is improving

    No bitterness there at all...

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