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    How do FT Affiliates spend their day I wonder? Help me figure it out....

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    Routine what's that? Aside from putting on the coffeepot first thing after I get up, I don't have a routine.

    It's Your Money. You earned it. What are you going to do to make sure you get to keep it?

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    wake up and get coffee
    check stats, check abw, get more coffee, make posts as needed.
    check email, delete and respond as needed, get coffee
    check abw make respond to posts, check stats
    do some work (one of many projects going simaltaneously), update sites, check abw
    an do more work.
    Around 3 oclock Nova gets up - I get her coffee and me some too and she basically starts the same kind of routine except she doesn't take the naps.

    Around 5 oclock its power nap time for me and when I wake Nova will call out for super or we cook together. Then it all starts again.

    By the way it's power nap time for me now. I missed it earlier today and have a date tonight that I dont think the Mrs will mind.... Gotta go .

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    Routine:

    - coffee
    - power on
    - email ... delete porn, pills, and other spam
    - respond to emails
    - Goodmoring America with wife 20 min
    - kiss wife goodbye ...
    - pages (usally atleast 30 new pages a day)
    - post on abestweb, rx affilaites forum, webmasterworld
    - 1 bottle of water and granola bar
    - listen to music and work the web ...

    That is it ;-)

    Not too bad ;-)

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    ABW Ambassador flamingoworld's Avatar
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    coffee
    work
    pee
    coffee
    work
    pee
    coffee
    work
    pee
    wash hands
    eat
    coffee
    work
    pee
    if Monday, shower
    if Monday, make sure Husband did a good job on the house cleaning, make suggestions to do a better job next time

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    Wow, Connie's the only one who showers...

    Consistency is the key to a winning season.

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    I wake up, Poon get me coffee click on ABW read read read...

    while reading cats and dogs wants treats, I give them the treats, get up get some more coffee, feed the fishes(two aquariums), freshen up water bowl and food for cats and dogs,
    sit back down and read more ABW posts, check email, read more ABW posts.
    Get up for more coffee and straighten up kitchen while waiting for water for coffee.
    pick up mess while going back to sit down and check more posts on ABW.

    Then start working on pages and take a break clean up more around the house.

    Oh forgot have to walk the dogs two, three times a day and Poon and I take turns or we walk them together.

    before I go to bed I read more ABW posts and then check and make sure all my pets are a okay. That's the end of daily routine!

    Same way everyday! Loving life!
    The best part of the daily routine is checking the mail box!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by weisinator:
    Wow, Connie's the only one who showers...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    My kids were starting to complain and I started missing their hugs. Besides, I work on the couch so I have room for them to sit by me while I work (quality time) and they were starting to move farther away...

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    You mean we have to take a shower too???

    so that is why my kitty is sneezing everytime she comes around me!

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    Wake up, times vary.
    Check stats and posts real quick.
    Feed dog, fish.
    Shower, shave and all that good stuff.
    Go thru emails, update site. Upload.
    While uploading, decide what pizza i'm going to eat for lunch
    While pizza is in oven (no jokes please) roll around outside in the leaves, check mail.
    Eat.
    Then rest of the day work, check stats, posts etc. till gf comes home at 6.

    "The successful man is the average man, focused."

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    Trust, you forgot to say take pizza out..

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    Pizza gets trapped somehow, go to Papa John's

    "The successful man is the average man, focused."

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Connie Berg:
    coffee
    work
    pee
    coffee
    work
    pee
    coffee
    work
    pee
    wash hands
    eat
    coffee
    work
    pee
    if Monday, shower
    if Monday, make sure Husband did a good job on the house cleaning, make suggestions to do a better job next time<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Connie, I think Gordon may have stolen your login. Or maybe Pauline did, based on the last item on your list.

    Michael

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TrustNo1®:
    Pizza gets trapped somehow, go to Papa John's <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wipe charred ashes out of bottom of otherwise clean over, start process over again.

    Michael (posting for Trust)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EmDub:

    Connie, I think Gordon may have stolen your login. Or maybe Pauline did, based on the last item on your list.

    Michael<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey! I let him quit an 18 hour a day job to stay home and be my househusband!

    He has it easy now! He gets out of the house every day to take the kids to school and pick them up.

    He gets out to the grocery store.

    I tell him thank you when he brings me my coffee most of the time.

    He doesn't have to fight with a boss anymore for time off to stay home with the kids while I travel to NYC all the time.

    He gets to take my mom to the casino for her birthday once a year!

    He has it easy.

    And at least he knows how to work the oven. No burnt pizza here!

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    Get up and put coffee on.
    Take Cover off Charlies cage and putt morning fruits in his bowl and change his water.
    Crank up the computer and turn on MSNBC
    Check stats,read online international news
    Go to ABW and see What's Up
    Post messages while working on client HTML pages.
    Answer phone calls, talk strategy with Charlie and have second pot of coffee.
    Walk to local grocery store for my one daily meal and cigs....my only exercise besides Friday nite dancing.
    Post on ABW and ....repond to my own posts with multiple user names and pretend it is intelligent conversation.

    Have more coffee, switch TV channel, put Charlie to bed and wait till I'm bored enough to sleep.

    Mike & Charlie ...

    If they won't adopt and feed a bird ..flip them one! BBQ some Gator and remember to flush WhenU..

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Post on ABW and ....repond to my own posts with multiple user names and pretend it is intelligent conversation.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> thats a good one Mike

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gordon:
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Post on ABW and ....repond to my own posts with multiple user names and pretend it is intelligent conversation.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> thats a good one Mike
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah, really good one.

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    I'm glad Connie showers, but I'm a little concerned that she only washes her hands after the third pee.

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    Yes, but the question is -- if ALWAYS after the third pee, what does that mean?? Is there a ritual involved in such rigid routine? And if so, by copying that ritual, are we assured of great success??

    Gary

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    LOL Mike,

    I'll have to do some thimking and figure out which alter egos you would enjoy being under.

    Hmmmm, Perry comes to mind as a definate possibility. It would at least keep in line with postings intended to piss people off. LOL

    I'm sure there would be some other ones LOL.

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    Geez, get up at 7am, shower and get ready for WORK. Boot up computer for the first peek at email and stats.

    Stop for gigantic coffee and bagle on the way in. Work 8 to 4:30. Try to leave promptly at 4:30 to go to the gym. I know this might be against the rules to say, but I like my job and my boss. I have it good and they even pay me well too.

    Go home and spend the entire evening on the Internet working on my sites. The good things about the weekends is I don't have to get up at 7 am, except that the puppies generally need to be let outside by around 8 am.

    ps: I wash my hands after every pee!

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    About Perry, he does like to piss people off. You all shouldn't take him so seriously.

    On another board that we both post on, where we met, someone accused us of being the same person. Called me(us) Oprah Feminatzi's

    LOL that was a good one!

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    I can rule out 2 alter egos for ya poon. Wayne and mrmerchant. What's even spookier is not even I know which ones Charlie posts under when I power nap.

    Mike & Charlie ...

    If they won't adopt and feed a bird ..flip them one! BBQ some Gator and remember to flush WhenU..

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    I will never tell my secrets, but I do always wash my hands before I eat!

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