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September 23rd, 2008, 05:50 AM #1How many of you have forgiven your enemies?
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the b!tches."
September 23rd, 2008, 06:03 AM #2
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September 23rd, 2008, 09:20 AM #4
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Fantastic, I will remember that one!
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September 23rd, 2008, 02:39 PM #5
Fabulous!Be the change you want to see in the world ~ Gandhi
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September 23rd, 2008, 09:53 PM #9
I just shared that funny with my 92 year old Mother over the phone. She seemed to enjoy it.
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