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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Local plumbing company's TV ad:

    "Our plumbers will smell GOOD, or WE will pay YOU!"



    Okay, I got a leaky faucet, should I call them and pray for a smelly plumber?

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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    I've always toyed with the idea of creating a banner that reads something like, "Tired of your wife buying sissy stuff online? Show her who's boss, buy a Truck Tarp TODAY!" . There are so many angles, to choose from, lol!

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    Sounds like what I just did
    I got tired of my gift page for guys getting pooh poohed and no sales so I did a new one and went for the real direct type approach. The real guy stuff, beer, autos, BBQ, sports etc
    If that doesn't work....plan C will kick in
    Anyone want to offer up a plan C approach though?

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    Naw it should be more like

    "I fart, belch and scratch my ass/crotch,
    What can I buy that will ensure I really annoy my wife? "



    Also for a sales item:

    Be Nice to your wife!
    Use Klennex instead of a pant leg!

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    You say fart, belch and scratch my ass/crotch like its a bad thing.


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    LOL ...WW said:
    "I got tired of my gift page for guys getting pooh poohed and no sales so I did a new one and went for the real direct type approach. The real guy stuff, beer, autos, BBQ, sports etc
    If that doesn't work....plan C will kick in
    Anyone want to offer up a plan C approach though?"

    Plan C can be a copy of the guy who dumped his ex-wife's leftover beanie baby collection on eBay in order to buy POWER TOOLS and Mugs of Beer. Smart assed guy perked the bidders interest by insulting women's shopping habits -begging them to not e-mail him for insider details and showing complete distain for anyone buying these over priced bean bags in the first place.

    He got 500,000 page views, solf the bean bas for 840.00 and followed up initial auction with a stupid Certificate signed by "drunken sailor" for each 1.50 sent to him as a perpetual beer fund. Guess he's in man heaven ...farting, belching and scratching his privates as he snores during his daily naps.

    Factoid: Sales of Blue dresses jumped 300% immediately after Monica & Bills White House escapades outraged millions of women.

    Men are still scratching their butts over that stat as they collectively got slapped for even suggesting a quickee to a gal in a blue dress. Fess up girls. What do you do in those blue dresses we secretly mark in your closets?

    My plan C is to push expensive goodies on sugar daddies and guilty husbands and boy friends this Holiday season.

    Mike & Charlie ...

    If they won't adopt and feed a bird ..flip them one! BBQ some Gator and remember to flush WhenU..

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    How about calling the site "WAS HIS"


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    that's really funny SandraR!

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