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October 19th, 2008, 12:09 PM #1Attention:Prominent User of the Internet
Whooo Hooo!! Just got this!
Due to your effort, using internet programs indoor and in your office,We want to compensate you and show our gratitude to you with the sum of $1,000,000.00 Million United States Of America Dollars we have authorized Dr. Andrew Benton to assist your in getting your compensation cheque across to you. The name and contact address of the Dr. Andrew Benton is as follows;
COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT: Dr. Andrew Benton
Mrs. Manuela P Clarke
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This one just cracked me up!
October 19th, 2008, 03:36 PM #2
Wow, that's amazingly bad. They really need to try harder, c'mon, use some imagination!Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.
October 19th, 2008, 03:45 PM #3
I get 2 everyday from the same man who says my Uncle In Pakistan, Umar Qureshi has died, man it would be soo horrible, but everyday he dies a new way yesterday it was he was in a plane crash and then later he died in a car accident. And he has left me a horrible amount of money, except he doesn't know my first name he calls me Mr. Qureshi.
I have given pointers out to these people.... I really have, but they don't seem to heed my advice. I don't know why.Wear Short Sleeves!!! Support the right to bare arms!
October 19th, 2008, 06:08 PM #4
Not very nice of you, Rainmaker.
You disguised the email and phone information so you could keep all the $$$ for yourself. That is downright selfish...
October 19th, 2008, 09:31 PM #5
I get alot of mails claiming I am a relative to this deceased king in Africa called "King Desmond Tutu" or something...Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -- Homer Simpson
October 19th, 2008, 10:51 PM #6Originally Posted by Bill
October 20th, 2008, 06:43 AM #7
The other day I got one from someone "representing" the old head of Yukos (big Russian oil company)...forgot his name, but it's the guy who's in jail now...
Apparently he's smart enough to have successfully hidden $46 million USD from the Russian Feds, yet he needs my help to transfer the fundsThere is no knowledge that is not power. ~Hemingway
October 20th, 2008, 09:57 AM #8
My only advice, and this is REALLY REALLY important, never under any circumstance, accept the position of Admiral of the Nigerian Navy, that guy is always getting knocked off, can't tell you how many widows contacted me, what are the odds of THAT happening?! I must be on an Admiral widow's hotline, or something.Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.
October 20th, 2008, 12:03 PM #9
got this one recently:
Your Email address won the sum of 850,000 Euros in an Email Program held on the 12/10/08 in Spain.We write to notify you of this award,contact your claim agent Mr Macarthy Parthy,Email,email@example.com
Tel:+XXX-950 (1)Coup No:RT/912/XXX. No:64/XXX,Mrs XXX
October 23rd, 2008, 05:46 PM #10
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Isn't "$1,000,000.00 Million United States Of America Dollars" a quadrillion? Did I do the math on that right?
Seems like a lot of money. You should go for it!Richard Gaskin
Developer of WebMerge: Publish any data feed on any site
November 26th, 2008, 10:10 AM #11
Grade A grain-fed premium :
Although, we believe that good relationship can make both of us stronger in a long run. Please refer us as a resource at the page, which is visible for your visitors, as this will give beneficial to your visitors either. Quality outbound link to quality related sites is considered as "Trust factor" by major search engines such as Google and Yahoo. Your reference will also make your listing upgraded from Regular to Partner, which will give you many more of benefits!
Looking forward to our corporation and keep us both move forward together and stronger.
December 1st, 2008, 05:07 PM #12
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God...do people actually think this stuff works or what? Fools.
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