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    Affiliate Manager Howard Gottlieb's Avatar
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    Help Finding a Missing Team
    Could someone please help. I was looking for the Dallas Cowboys for 3 weeks now and they appear to be missing.

    I thought I saw them yesterday but realized there were imposters taking their place. I'm not sure. But I think there is some sort of conspiracy going on. You know the Cowboys come up missing and then these guys actually have the nerve to pretend their my beloved football team.

    I don't want to panic yet and call the police to report them missing. So if you see my Cowboys can you tell them I miss them and want them to come home, no questions asked.
    I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die
    to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there
    isn't and die to find out there is.

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    Network Rep & ABW Ambassador Carolyn - ShareASale's Avatar
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    I think the Redskins ate them

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    Super Dawg Member Phil Kaufman aka AffiliateHound's Avatar
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    3 Weeks?

    3 Weeks?

    I've been looking for the Los Angeles R...... for 14 years!!!!!!!!!!!!


    (see last night's NFL post on the sports blog listed below)
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    I thought I heard that ACORN had them... signed them all up to vote

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    I think they were last spotted hanging out with the Bengals.

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    I heard they all got busted in a plus-sized lingerie theft ring. Seems like more than a few of them like to wear something lacy and sassy under their uniforms.
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    This is strange, the same type of thing happened to our beloved Browns. They were fine when they racked up an impressive 3 straight losses then somehow beat Cincinnati but they went missing for the Monday night game against NY. The imposter team showed up, kicked NY's butt and we were scratching our heads. Since our number draft pick, Quinn, wasn't playing we thought it was our Browns but couldn't figure out how they beat NY. Everything is fine now, they're back and lost yesterday so we can go back to our chant of "There's always next year".

    Maybe it's a traveling team of imposters who won for us but lost for you. We wish they would come back, though, they played pretty well
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    Domain Addict / Formerly known as elbowcreek Thomas A. Rice's Avatar
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    Colts, fair Colts, where art thou, fair Colts?
    Following everyone else is a GREAT way to become average.

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    They're out on the range playing giddyup.

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    Its easy to be a fan when you're 7 and 0, it's a true fan that stands up when your 0 and 7 and says...
    WHO DEY!*


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    Super Dawg Member Phil Kaufman aka AffiliateHound's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Gottlieb
    ...these guys actually have the nerve to pretend their my beloved football team.
    They actually are your football team. The problem the Cowboys have is that they have a bag of used coffee grounds masquerading as a head coach.

    See the talented Cowboys play like a real team with Jason Garrett as HC.
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    there is absolutly nothing to worry about, rumor is they all moved up to alaska because they heard they could have a beautiful view of russia from their doorstep.
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