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    November 5th, 2007
    Wink Sleeping on the job
    Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

    1 "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

    2 "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

    3 "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

    4 "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

    5 "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

    6 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

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    September 5th, 2008
    7 " I was praying, is this some type of discrimination against praying?"
    8 “I think I got food poisoning at the company cafeteria and just passed out”
    9 “The doctor says to do this when I want to kill people”
    10 “I was reading your memo and it sucked so bad that it actually putted my head down to the desk, knocking me out”

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    January 18th, 2005
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    I'm was just checking my eyelids for holes.

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