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    If you purchased $1000 in Delta Stock, one year ago, you would have $49 left;

    In Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of your original $1000;

    If AIG, you would have less than $15.

    But, if you purchased $1000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling;

    Your refund would be $214+ cash.

    Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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    If you can believe has been since Affiliate Summit since I have had a beer. So it would take me a long time to get to the $1000 level. Now if it was Coke...then I would be making some money.


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    Outsourced Program Manager Ronald Marva - SEOP's Avatar
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    I've never realized how much some people are losing from their investments as a result of these trying times. If you come to think of it, merry makers could have made more money if they were just conscious enough to save all those beer cans. :-) Now, I know I lose all those opportunities from all the beers I have consumed. Next time....I'd know better.

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    Good One. I like that.

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    *shameless shareholder plug* I own some stock in Coca-Cola and Pepsi, so I respectfully request that any of you that would rather invest your money in such a way, buy soft drinks instead of beer. My wallet will thank you.

    Perhaps I should buy some stock in Anheuser-Busch. Hehehe.
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    Now if you invested that $1000 today you might not say the same thing in a years time. That's if you believe in the decisions of Warren Buffett.

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