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    Yes I said D*mn,

    Haiko HELP

    I have D*mn egg all over my ceiling, floor stove, counters every D*mn were.

    YES I BLEW UP SOME EGGS.

    We need that FIRE banner BACK and maybe slide it past our FACES!

    D*mn D*mn D*mn

    I was completly ready to beat the TAR out of my cats knowing they broke stuff in the kitchen, when in fact the DARNED over boiled eggs are blowing up in the Kitchen.

    What a mess. Soemone needs to get over here quick and clean this mess up, the cleaning lady left already!


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    Told you they explode! LOL

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    See I told you all, even some women are as daft as me.....
    erm did I say that wrong?

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    I hope your have a closed kitchen, I was finding egg in other rooms weeks and even months later. It got every where! ... and the ceiling! Were you in the kitchen for the event?

    [edit - oh I see you miss the event. Lucky . . . sort of?]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> SandraR wrote: I was completly ready to beat the TAR out of my cats knowing they broke stuff in the kitchen, when in fact the DARNED over boiled eggs are blowing up in the Kitchen.
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    People are always so quick to blame the Cats! Did the sound of the exploding eggs scare them? Did you give them a treat and apologize when you realized it wasn't them???

    You don't want the "Kitty Commandos" coming after you...

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    Dumn Dumn Dumn Dumn instead of
    D*mn D*mn D*mn D*mn

    (Arkansas spellin')

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    What the hell is so wrong with damn?

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    Gordon; we have a lot in common I see.

    Buddha; I was not in the kitchen for the event, juts bought these new pans and the eggs did not burn, but they exploded. All I heard was pop, then a big bang.

    Andy; Those 2 kittens are 6 months old and in the peak of breaking things, they do not need any apology. I woke to my curtains on the floor and no cats around. So while I was yelling towards the kitchen they deserved it for other offenses.

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    Nuttin..

    it's how I spelled DUMN..

    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
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    Hey,

    egg on the ceiling is ALWAYS better than egg on the face...



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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> SandraR wrote: I woke to my curtains on the floor and no cats around. So while I was yelling towards the kitchen they deserved it for other offenses. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> They're so funny at that age! I had to have my 16 year old Cat put to sleep last year, actually it will be exactly a year tomorrow. That was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. Enjoy them while you can, life passes by so quickly!

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    You know thinking back to the day those eggs exploded, Quanyen (my loyal kitty) was no where around. She always greeted me when I came home from school. Hmm... All these years I thought mother tried to kill me! It was the CAT!

    Better watch those kittens! Might be members of a radical feline terrorist cell!


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    Andy I am sorry to hear about your loss.

    I hope this will make you feel better.

    [img]http://www.ssan.com/ecards/pix/All_Animals/*Pet_Sympathy/8140628180.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Buddha:
    Better watch those kittens! Might be members of a radical feline terrorist cell!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I have no doubt with these 2. They are brother and sister. I was given the female first, when the person that was supposed to take the male did not. I was asked if I would take the male also.

    WHAT a mess! They walk up beside you to rub then nibble on your leg and run. Or they will crawl up your leg and at 6 months old your sweatpants are almost at your knees.

    Boogers.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Andy:
    They're so funny at that age! I had to have my 16 year old Cat put to sleep last year, actually it will be exactly a year tomorrow. That was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. Enjoy them while you can, life passes by so quickly!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I swore I wouldn't get another cat after Quanyen died (in my arms) but my father set me up! He wanted another cat and I inhereted it when he died. Along with his hairy ears! Thanks Dad.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> We need that FIRE banner BACK <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    The 2 wrongfully accused




    The 2 waiting to tear down my curtains.



    Not sure which is worse blowing up eggs or cleaning up after kittens.

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    Sandra,

    LOL, the two ads are in constant rotation, consider it a public service announcement

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    They sure are cuties. Sorry about the egg mess.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Haiko:
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    LOL, the two ads are in constant rotation, consider it a public service announcement
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    LMAO
    I remember when my mom did that. We had eggs all over the kitchen, the ceiling and who knows where else. Have fun cleaning it up.
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    Humm, you know, they make these neet little gizmos just for that thing.

    It's called an egg timer.

    My parents just got a new kitten and were talked into taking the semi-wild mother too. The old calico is not taking the new family members well.

    The greyhound just walks around bewildered.

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    And I thought I was the only one who did stuff like that..

    It is never too late to be what you might have been.

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    Last friday I left some of Gordon's fish sticks in the oven, forgot all about them. They wer cindered when I went back upstairs, lol. Smelled NASTY, but at least they didn't explode, lol, that must have been a mess!

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    By the way everyone,

    Hubbie cleaned the mess up for me.

    He opened the kitchen door WIDE OPEN so the dogs could come in. That’s Mr. BUTTHEAD.

    After they found egg in some odd places he let them back outside.

    Of course I gave him the EVIL EYE over that and he proceeded to clean up.

    I just paid the cleaning lady about 1 hour before that happened. Bet she would have cracked up over the episode, and them walked out the door saying not me!

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