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    Affiliate Marketing Consultant Linda - 5starAffiliatePrograms's Avatar
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    THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

    Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

    Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

    There is no access to fast food.

    Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc..

    The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

    There is only one TV between them and there is NO REMOTE.

    The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.

    They must attend weekly PTA meetings; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.

    The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

    The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

    If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."

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    ooh my belly and jaw is aching from laughing so hard!

    Goodone Goddess~!

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    Thought you would enjoy that one Nova!

    Love this line:

    "The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
    at a moment's notice."

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    I refuse to laugh at that even though it was bloody funny

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    It's OK Gordon, even guys are allowed to laugh.

    Seriously though, I would love to see the next Survivor be in Alaska or somewhere COLD, just for a change of pace.

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    I'm still laughing here Linda.

    Could you imagine? I am picturing it and seeing these man's pulling their hair (what's left of it!).

    Thanks for the laugh.

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    Sign me up.

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    I can't believe they voted off Rupert last night. Booooo! I can't stand that weasley guy Jon. Thought he would have been booted by now.

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