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    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs o' me wife!”

    That won him the best toast of the night prize at the pub.

    He went home and said to his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.”

    She said “Aye, did you now? And what was your toast?”

    John thought quickly and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life sitting in church, beside my wife!”

    “Oh that’s very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner….

    The man chuckled leeringly and said “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you Mary.”

    She said “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself! You know he’s only been there twice in the last 4 years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”

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    that's a good one i never heard

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