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    A woman...
    Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    Awww that's perfect! LOL
    Peace,

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    SO True!

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    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her
    What's her phone #?

    So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit
    But...

    If you give her a credit card, be ready to be paying for shoes for many years.
    If you give her the divorce, be ready to also give her the car, the house, the kids, and even the dogs.

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    I think that is the very definition of marriage.

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    And if you give her an inch she'll take a mile!

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    Cute and oh so true!
    Thanks for sharing.

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