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    MasterMike HardwareGeek's Avatar
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    five Things I can do While I wait for the Linkshare Page to load
    5 Things I can do while I wait for the linkshare page to load after logging in.

    1. Check and reply to 10 or more emails.
    2. Use the Potty (numba 2)
    3. calculate aproximately how much money onecause is stealing from affiliates
    4. Check my balance on 5 other networks
    5. Call the IRS on April 14th and speak to a tax rep

    Why does the Linkshare page take so damned long to load???

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    OMG!
    I just totally fell off my chair laughing.
    It is nice to know that someone else has to endure this....

    5 things I do while waiting for the Linkshare page to load:
    1. Purchase a gift through onecause for Haiko.
    2. wait for the results of a pregnancy test
    3. grill a steak to medium well...a frozen steak
    4. walk the dogs...to kansas and back
    5. see what words i can spell using the letters from all the fraudulent affiliate application names on CJ
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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL Mike - so true. I click on LS and open another window to get stuff done while it loads. Pathetic
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    Prince of Content Vinny O'Hare's Avatar
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    I havent been able to log in to Linkshare for about 5 months now. I sleep better at night now also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HardwareGeek
    Why does the Linkshare page take so damned long to load???
    Because using a complex algorithm it calculates how much of your commissions should go to OneCause before they show you yours.

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    MasterMike HardwareGeek's Avatar
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    I just logged in, in a seperate tab I was able to log in to three seperate CJ accounts, a Google Affiliate account, my google adsense account get all the info I wanted and the Linkshare page still wasn't done.

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    While waiting for the new interface to load, I login to the old interface and check my numbers.

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    1/ go down to the shops, spend a few hours shopping
    2./ go for a ride on bike for an hour or two.
    3. go look for links or reports on other networks
    4./ write a few posts on a forum complaining about all the problems on affiliate networks and merchants..
    5./ go to sleep for a few hours......

    yes I was thinking how slow the site is today so this thread is great to see.
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    1. Re-read the thread about OneCause .

    2. Continue to "wonder" why the honorable folks from LS have not yet posted anything substantive.

    3. Work on removing links to my last few remaining LS merchants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guinness618
    OMG!
    1. Purchase a gift through onecause for Haiko.
    Should have read: Purchase a gift through onecause for Haiko off of his site.

    I used to have two sites on linkshare and had to wait for both of them to load. OneScam took care of that.

    Maybe linkshare is on Dial-Up?

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    1)I went downstairs to make some coffee.
    2)Decided to take the dogs out.
    3)Got them dressed.
    4)Came back.
    5)Mopped the floor.

    Went back to the computer and Linshare still wasn't loaded. True story.

    Now off to evaluate my sites to see how many Linkshare links are out there so I can rip them down.

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    1. Took a nap
    2.
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    Got up and it was still loading. Went back to sleep.

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    MasterMike HardwareGeek's Avatar
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    I got laid and wasn't called a minute man.

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    Grandma broke her coccyx! Uncle Rico's Avatar
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    I always find it amusing when the main page after login states....

    Last Payment sent on 01-10-2008

    even though I have received several payments since this date.

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