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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    You can receive a guaranteed CASH SUM for life, in exchange for an agreement that entitles WWYS® the rights to your soul from now until all eternity.

    LOL!!! I have to say, they don't even come close to the asking price for mine. So, I guess I will keep it.

    The current monetary exchange is 1.69 U.S. dollars to the British pound.

    Mr.Merchant, if you do business in any way what-so-ever with parasites, your products will not be sold on my sites!!

    Farewell, CJ! I loved you when you were young and pure. I will try to remember you that way. Disclaimer: Comments are to be interpreted as opinion unless otherwise noted.

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    £30699 For your peace of mind, 27% of people have a purer soul than you.

    I work in lounge pants . Looking for a sponsor, PM with offer.

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    2005 Linkshare Golden Link Award Winner  ecomcity's Avatar
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    Don't drink the complimentry cool-aid

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    Ha ha ha That was hillarious...



    SandraR

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    33,284.43 USD Heck I'll take it. How do I get my money?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>All that is required of the customer is that he or she has a day job,~WWYS TOS <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    But if you have one of those, the j*b will have sucked your soul out already!

    It is a beautiful thing, to do nothing, and then rest afterwards.~Spanish Proverb

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    Wow it likes me

    $99,999.99 For your peace of mind, 0.0000000000001% of people have a purer soul than you. Thank you for entering our competition Your Holiness
    Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama of Tibet.

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    <font color=red size="1">All parasites are scumbags and should be treated as such....</font><font color=blue size="1">STAMP EM OUT!!!</font>

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    Finally, Deelz and Icecoldb*tch et co are right ...

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>... which means 41% of people have a purer soul than him/her. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    This should cause a nice ruckus on the other boards

    Oh geez ... more newbie posts

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    Super Sh!t Stirrer SSanf's Avatar
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    Well, I ain't as pure as you. But then, I have had a lot longer to become corrupt.

    And, I enjoyed every minute of it!

    Mr.Merchant, if you do business in any way what-so-ever with parasites, your products will not be sold on my sites!!

    Farewell, CJ! I loved you when you were young and pure. I will try to remember you that way. Disclaimer: Comments are to be interpreted as opinion unless otherwise noted.

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    I'm a member of the "non-pure" crowd. 52% of people have a purer soul than me. Cool!!! I guess that means I'm one of the corrupt ones. All this time on the straight and narrow and I never knew. Wonder if anything comes with that? Like world domination or a free key chain or something?



    [This message was edited by Kip on December 01, 2003 at 03:07 AM.]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gordon:
    Wow it likes me

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    SandraR

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SandraR:
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Gordon:
    Wow it likes me
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    LOL Got it!

    Your soul is worth £181402. For your peace of mind, 0% of people have a purer soul than you.


    Perhaps you would like to tell a friend about this fantastic opportunity and compare your soul values?

    SandraR

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    They reversed my sale

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    Despite my attempts to save you all from going to hell my soul is worth $70. Thats right seventy.

    I'm bad to the bone

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Your soul is worth £6839. For your peace of mind, 88% of people have a purer soul than you <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, that's reassuring, at least.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Your soul is worth £8361. For your peace of mind, 84% of people have a purer soul than you. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    I reckon it was the NIKE shoes

    I never got my T-Shirt

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    Damn Parasiteware...Forwarded me to a different site, and was offered 50% off my soul!

    I will act now. I will act now. I will act now.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mousejockey:
    They reversed my sale <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Don't you mean "They reversed my soul"

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