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    I heard that the guys at ebates and igive both use the directory command - dir when they want to list a directory.

    I just checked.

    THIS SAME PROGRAM IS ON MY COMPUTER!!!!!

    The end is nigh, blah blah blah I have one merchant not converting, I need to find a scapegoat, blah blah, blah, google was 30 seconds late with a payment, blah, blah, blah. I am not #1 on a serp, damn SE spammers ruining it for everyone, I SHOULD BE THE AFFILIATE SITE RANKED #1!!!! I tracked my user and he saw a coupon!!! A coupon!!!! If anything about the 100 year old newspaper industry has taught us - COUPONS ARE EVIL!!! Blah, blah, blah.

    I can't sleep tonight. WHO ON THIS FORUM IS RESPONSIBLE??? It can't be me and my drinking coffee at 9pm tonight, ONE OF YOU MUST BE TO BLAME!!!

    BLAH BLAH BLAH.

    I need a blah blah blah filter.

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    OK! I ADMIT IT, I AM THE ONE BEHIND THE COUPONS!
    I need to be stopped! I am evil and wicked and stealing sales from all those good honest hardworking affiliates!
    I am a coupon adwhore! I am a click for trickster!
    It is all my fault that your merchants do not convert! People see those coupon boxes at checkout and run to my site to get them!

    Connie Berg
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    Sorry Chet I'm going to have to cut you off from the coffee.

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    ALL YOUR COFFEE SHALL BE MINE!

    Connie Berg
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    Ok I have had this plan for a while and I wanted to see what other evil people such as yourselves thought about it.

    Let's pool some money together to buy or ask Haiko if he would give us our own forum called dastardly evil bastards and set it up as private invitation only. In it we can discuss how to take over the world and other evil plans such as coupons, rebates, adsense, and the worst things of all honesty & integrity.

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    Don't forget common sense, that is one of the worst evils of all.
    Sounds like my kinda forum, I am in...

    Connie Berg
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    Oh btw this thread got a song stuck in my head. Can you guess which one?

    Hint:
    It's the end of the world as we know it.

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    Re: Dirty Deeds
    that's a good one I haven't heard in a very long time.

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    Ooops, accidentally deleted instead of editing..Guess it must be some third world country trying to invade my brain after being up 24 hours straight...

    Connie Berg
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    Speaking of I'd better get some sleep. I think it must be our conscience bothering us and keeping us awake.

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    Not me, while everyone else sleeps, I sit awake analyzing my afftrack stats so I have some insider info to beat the pants off off all those honest hard working affiliates.

    Connie Berg
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    Oh no. Here we go again. I'm snowed in so I'm going to grab some popcorn and watch as the drama unfolds.

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    Leave the gun, take the cannolis.

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    YA'LL SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!

    Mr.Merchant, if you do business in any way what-so-ever with parasites, your products will not be sold on my sites!!

    Farewell, CJ! I loved you when you were young and pure. I will try to remember you that way. Disclaimer: Comments are to be interpreted as opinion unless otherwise noted.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heyder:

    our own forum called dastardly evil bastards and set it up as private invitation only. In it we can discuss how to take over the world and other evil plans such as coupons, rebates, adsense, and the worst things of all honesty & integrity.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    lolol, too funny Heyder.



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    if you do not understand, things are just as they are.

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    dastardly evil bastards

    Can I moderate.
    Can the avatar be some DEAD bird

    Mike Mackin

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    yeah . . . dirty deeds done dirt cheap


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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> THIS SAME PROGRAM IS ON MY COMPUTER!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    arcane command from the Dark Ages. I think it was the first one I tried back in '89 when one of my kids gifted (?) me with his cast-off computer from college. I've never been right since. (I'm even playing with Unix clones like FreeBSD now. I'm a sad case)


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    Mike,
    Haven't you had your fill of being a moderator ?

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Merchant_Consultant_Team:
    dastardly evil bastards

    Can I moderate.
    Can the avatar be some DEAD bird

    Mike Mackin<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>arcane command from the Dark Ages<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I still use it and lots of other arcane commands in the Windows 2000 command prompt window. Keeps the mind in tune and when Windows makes the ultimate crash & everyone is digging through landfills looking for old AT's & 386's I'll have a job. Remember the Y2K shortage of Fortran & COBOL programmers?

    I worked for a company that refused to update their CAD software when the Windows versions came along and continued using DOS versions up through the mid 90's. (The owner was a Mac fan & didn't see a future for that copycat Windows.) I never lost the knack for command line prompts. Ah, the good old days when everyone had to write a bit of code just to get through the day.

    Wayne

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> our own forum called dastardly evil bastards <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I want in, too!

    It's the most wonderful time of the year!~Old Christmas Song

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    Come on, show your sick side, you dastardly evil bastards!

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    I was going to unleash some more of my tricks for clicks upon the internet and got distracted by this thread, oh well, I guess I can do it tommorrow.

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