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    ABW Founder Haiko de Poel, Jr.'s Avatar
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    From http://abw.infopop.cc/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&...944#4356072944

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by buy_online:
    Haiko, maybe we could have a thread with that picture, and folks could write a one-liner to "fit" the picture. You know, sort of a caption contest like the BBC? You could even give a T-shirt away for the best one <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Here's what I'll do ...

    1. Buy_online automatically gets a Free ParasiteWare T-shirt for the recommendation! (PM ME your addy and size)
    2. The winner (by vote) gets ....


    A Microsoft Wireless Optical Desktop Keyboard (DETAILS) from me.

    Here's the Pic ...


    Let's go, it's on!

    <font size="2" face="Verdana">Haiko


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    Defender of Truth, Justice and the Affiliate Way
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    And I got grounded for stealing that 5 cent gum from the store???!!!!

    It's Your Money. You earned it. What are you going to do to make sure you get to keep it?

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    Ohhhh I knew I should have became a member of ABW and learned about Parasites!

    To Good Health & Wellbeing,

    Chet Brzezinski
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    The eVitamins Parasite & Scumware Policy:
    http://www.vitamins-etc.com/parasitepolicy.asp

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    Never leave home without a doggy-scoop: your child's school needs School-Poop

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    ABW Founder Haiko de Poel, Jr.'s Avatar
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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Radegast:
    Never leave home without a doggy-scoop: your child's school needs School-Poop<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    That is at least T-shirt worthy! (PM me size and addy)

    <font size="2" face="Verdana">Haiko


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    Daddy, what are you doing to mommies affiliate income!?!?!?!?!?!

    -Think about it.

    Jason
    “I get on my knees and pray, we don’t get fooled again!” – Who said that? I said that!

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    ABW Ambassador flamingoworld's Avatar
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    What?? I can't have my Shopping Buddy AND my Moe Money Maker too?

    Connie Berg
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    Ok, I was bored, girlfriend out of town
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    Thats not it, I made a image


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    But it beats a real j.o.b.

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    I hate it when my buddy slips in the backdoor.


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    ABW Founder Haiko de Poel, Jr.'s Avatar
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    Ok now you've done it Pete ... Definitely T-shirt worthy

    <font size="2" face="Verdana">Haiko


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    "I thought it was the ball"

    That one's good for a jersey and a glove.

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    All your SERP's are now belong to us. Shall we sell for you? Or shall we sell for your competitor?

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    OMG, MOM! You won't believe what they're selling at Disneyland!

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    Oh Nooo!!! My Buddy is full of Parasites !!!!

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    What does the COC stand for? Crooks Overwriting Commissions.
    Don't worry! Tracking is infected!
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    Love Life to the fullest. we only get ONE chance! :-) !

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    Affiliate Marketing Consultant Linda - 5starAffiliatePrograms's Avatar
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    SchoolPop's cool...
    If you like merchants that drool,
    over all the money that belongs to you!

    The SchoolPop program is really out-a-site,
    if merchants wanna partner with a parasite!

    Don't be a fool,
    live by the golden rule.
    Partner with parasite-free merchants,
    that will always be true to you!

    PS - this was not a one-liner, it's a poem and I don't want a prize.

    Just havin fun,
    with this one!

    (God, I sound like Jason!)

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    Wahhh! They ate my cookies!

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    I'm in a poem mood. Ignore me!


    SchoolPop is for suckers.

    Affiliates will say "you fu*kers"!

    They'll move onto greener pastures,

    Where a partnership really matters!

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    poem coming!

    School pop save $1 in a month
    Save from affiliate sites more then $1
    Affiliates will say to school pop: F*Uckers
    Now thats the best poem There is.
    Don't know linda if I can ignore that!
    Jason
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    "One thing life taught me: if you are interested, you never have to look for new interests. They come to you. When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else" Eleanor Roosevelt

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    "We are overwriting links again? I guess we get another 60 lashes with a wet noodle." (overheard in the whenu tech. department.)

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    or,

    "it's the holidays, time to flip the switch."

    "what switch?"

    "THE SWITCH"

    "oh, that switch."

    IamJaloppy

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    Look what you started Linda.

    It's Your Money. You earned it. What are you going to do to make sure you get to keep it?

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    Jason this one's for you. LAUGH! Then back to work, Love Mom!

    An affiliate from Nantucket,
    could close all the sales in the bucket!
    SchoolPop? he said...
    You'd be better off dead!
    If you partner with them, then go phucket!

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    How did you know I've been looking at nakedpregnantwomen. com???

    Andy

    This is true, a friend saw this search term on her son's computer...

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    That road apple I gave the teacher is made out of what?

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    "Download now?!? I think I already downloaded in my pants."

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    Beans, Beans, the tropical fruit
    the more you download
    The more you "school poop"




    Ebudae

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    if you do not understand, things are just as they are.

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