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    Affiliate Marketing Consultant Linda - 5starAffiliatePrograms's Avatar
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    This joke reminded me of some of the recent posts here at ABW. Can't we please all just get along?

    How many ABWebbers does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to close thread and move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    5 to flame the spell checking posters
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
    ***another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    ***15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    ***19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    ***11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    1 to say no light bulb links allowed
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures
    14 to add "Me too"
    ***5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    ***4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    ***1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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    I vote this "best post of the year!"

    Bullseye!

    I wish you and your family a very very Happy Holiday.

    Let's all feel the spirit of Christmas and be thankfull we are given life that we can enjoy and share it with our love ones!

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    LOL

    You left out the rant about 'Adwhore', Be-a Ho' lightbulbs...

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Radegast:
    LOL

    You left out the rant about 'Adwhore', Be-a Ho' lightbulbs...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Now thats the post of the year

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    Rad said:
    "You left out the rant about 'Adwhore', Be-a Ho' lightbulbs."

    I just printed it pretty much as I found it. If I had time I could have had an ABSOLUTE BALL customizing it for ABW.

    I assume others that read this and have more time and imagination than I do will re-write parts of this and it should be a HOOT!

    The original post didn't even mention that thread about those shady parasite light bulbs -the "long life ones" that steal marketshare from all the regular hard working bulbs.
    Oh I forgot - that thread was deleted cuz it got too heated!

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    I hereby authorize Linda to incorporate my trademark Ad-Whore and B-a-HO jargon into her masterful light-bulb illumination post....any way she see fit. Darn this is pathetic ...but Oh so true.

    Mike & Charlie ...

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    Absolutely hilarious,

    I was placing a name by each incident of the light bulb and laughed even harder!



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    As a Light Bulb I find this thread highly offensive

    "I did'nt get where I'm at today by worrying about how I'm going to feel tomorrow."

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    Too Funny!
    Great post

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    Like anyone here pays attention to their light bulbs burning out?



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    Robert, as I have been told many times in private - if you want to post on this forum you need to develop a thick skin and not be so sensitive.

    If this thread offends your light bulb sensibilities - then just don't read it. And you'd better not go running to Haiko to ask him to lock it! I have a right to free speech and if I want to talk about light bulbs I will!!!



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    How true how true!
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    Linda your the Best!!
    Thanks for the great post

    "I did'nt get where I'm at today by worrying about how I'm going to feel tomorrow."

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    And 1 said:

    "I'll be away from ABW for awhile. Too many light bulbs to change and not enough time! I will not post again until I have reached my goal!"

    Have you seen my PICTURE?

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    Just brilliant

    Hey, you might want to add after the first one:
    (5) to confirm changes had been made to the lightbulb.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Catalyst:
    And 1 said:

    "I'll be away from ABW for awhile. Too many light bulbs to change and not enough time! I will not post again until I have reached my goal!"

    Have you seen my http://abw.infopop.cc/avatars/188.gif

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I can not stop laughing!

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    LMAO This thread gets better by the minute

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    ....
    The LIGHTS GO OUT...

    ABWebber 1 says "The lights went out something's wrong."

    ABWebber 2 says "The lights went out here too, something's definately wrong."

    ABWebber 3 says "I had a flash of light at 2PM but nothing since. It's dark here now.
    I usually have lights all day. Something must be really wrong with the lighting!"

    -------------------------------------------

    The spokesperson for the lighting network reassures everyone:

    "We just blew a fuse, and left you in the dark, but rest assured the lighting system was not affected!"



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    Linda your in the row today!



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    I'm trying to lighten everyone up. It's called Linda's Sunday Funnies!

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    You want funny?

    I just read my post above and it is very funny!

    I was saying your on the roll! I think!

    okay that hurts my brain! english is harder than changing the light bulb!

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    I feel I must insist, in order to avoid offending the sensibilities of the lightbulb community of this forum, that henceforth all reference to the word 'thread' be replaced by 'filament'

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    Screw all light bulbs, hard!

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    Ouch!

    Even the 'bayonet' types?

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    OK enough with this thread(filament) it's hurting my face each time I read it!



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