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    Grandma broke her coccyx! Uncle Rico's Avatar
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    Another Funny Termination Response
    One of the many affiliate termination letters I received in the past weeks I decided to respond to asking for a reason.

    The reason I was terminated because, and here comes such an original response, "lack of sales". The funny part is that the response stated the relationship would be re-considered if I were to do something different like "increase traffic".

    Wow, this guy is certainly running on all eight. It's so simple and yet so profound at the same time. All I have to do is increase traffic? I will get right on that.

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    ...and a Pirate's heart. Convergence's Avatar
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    LOL - that's a good one and the ultimate "Catch 22"...
    Salty kisses, Sandy toes, and a Pirate's heart...

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    If you're thinking of applying to a particular merchant I made a post in the SAS area to warn ya not to do so with that one. lol You, me and a lotta others will save ourselves time. Don't like makin posts like that but figured it might help some of us by knowing about it ahead of time so did it.

    Their terms involve this type of scenario but they auto approve the affiliates and ya only find out after you've joined. (if an affiliate reads the email, for those who may not they won't realize it.....that's why I posted about it)

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