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    Outsourced Program Manager John Jupp's Avatar
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    Business Criteria For Promotion
    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    and

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    And look how far ass-kissing will take you!!!!:

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
    Flambi Media Limited - USA/UK/EU Affiliate Management Expertise

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    How true.

    We've all worked with the ass kissers and bull shitters.

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    The Seal of Aproval rematt's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BurgerBoy
    How true.

    We've all worked with the ass kissers and bull shitters.
    Forget that, sleeping with the boss will get you a whopping 235%.

    -rematt
    "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." - Richard Nixon

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