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    If you've ever been successful at catching a spammer… you might be an affiliate.

    If you crash Windows using only Internet Explorer and Notepad… you might be an affiliate.

    If you get up at 4 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your revenue on your way back to bed… you might be an affiliate.

    If you get really excited when Yahoo adds your link… you might be an affiliate.

    If you are always the first person to notice the Adwords server is down… you might be an affiliate.

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    If you go on a vacation without a laptop so you "don't end up on the computer all the time"--and then check your stats at every library from here to Florida...you might be an affiliate.

    It's the most wonderful time of the year!~Old Christmas Song

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    If you know what the terms 'scumware' and 'parasiteware' mean, you might be an affiliate.

    (everyone else says 'say what?)

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    You might be an affiliate if...

    You see HBO and think of BHO!


    @SamyT -
    Glad you got your shirt!

    @Sandra - Give the poor guy his candy!

    What does the COC stand for? Crooks Overwriting Commissions.
    Don't worry! Tracking is infected!
    Love Life to the fullest. we only get ONE chance! :-)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> @SamyT -
    Glad you got your shirt!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Thank you Nova!
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> @Sandra - Give the poor guy his candy! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    GIRLLLLL Nova, Girl!

    It's ok... the kids never knew i asked *sniff* *sniff* they won't be TOO disappointed *sniff*

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nova - Mrs. Happypoon:
    You might be an affiliate if...

    You see HBO and think of BHO!


    @SamyT -
    Glad you got your shirt!

    @Sandra - Give the poor guy his candy!

    What does the COC stand for? _Crooks Overwriting Commissions._
    _Don't worry! Tracking is infected!_
    Love Life to the fullest. we only get ONE chance! :-) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    No candy for the fat ass from Australia! I sent her ass post cards damn!

    SandraR

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    LOL that's it, NO VEGEMITE FOR YOU!

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    You might be an affiliate if you see an "I hate Wayne Porter" t-shirt and you know who Wayne Porter is.

    Mr.Merchant, if you do business in any way what-so-ever with parasites, your products will not be sold on my sites!!
    Affiliates, before you use CJ merchants, Read This! Comments are to be interpreted as opinion unless otherwise noted.

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    If you see a commercial on TV for a product and then go to their site to see if they have an affiliate program... you might be an affiliate.

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    If you complain about the number of checks you get every month, you might be an affiliate.

    Jason
    “I get on my knees and pray, we don’t get fooled again!” – Who said that? I said that!

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    Everytime something pisses you off at work and you think to yourself it's time to get making more pages.

    You might be an affiliate.

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    If people look at you with a puzzled expression and say .......uh? after you tell them what you do for a living, and then, after you give them a lenghty explanation they mutter....uh? with an even more puzzled expression...

    You might be an affiliate.

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    You might be an affiliate if you solve coding problems in your dreams.

    Mr.Merchant, if you do business in any way what-so-ever with parasites, your products will not be sold on my sites!!
    Affiliates, before you use CJ merchants, Read This! Comments are to be interpreted as opinion unless otherwise noted.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by valenkim:
    If you've ever been successful at catching a spammer… you might be an affiliate.

    If you crash Windows using only Internet Explorer and Notepad… you might be an affiliate.

    If you get up at 4 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your revenue on your way back to bed… you might be an affiliate.

    If you get really excited when Yahoo adds your link… you might be an affiliate.

    If you are always the first person to notice the Adwords server is down… you might be an affiliate.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>sound like me wen i get going

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by eVitamins Chet:
    If you see a commercial on TV for a product and then go to their site to see if they have an affiliate program... you might be an affiliate.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Me, me!

    And if anytime someone says "I need to buy [fill in the blank]" you respond with, "Hold on, let me put up a link first" and then you build a whole site ...

    you might be an affiliate....

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    that sound like my way of thinking & i thought i was the only one that th inks that way

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    If your husband asks you, "who's CJ and why are you saying his name in your sleep?", you might be an affiliate.

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    how about if your wife ask who cj is im curious who is cj

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    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> im curious who is cj <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Commission Junction

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    you stay up past 5 AM thinking Yahoo is switching to INK, risking waking up whoever is sleeping in your bed and feeling the wrath Trust is in big trouble.

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    thats yahoo i wodnt loose no sleep over it

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    You've acquired a portfolio of strange domain names just in case you feel like marketing garden gnomes or something.

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    If the first thing you do when you enter a web site is scroll to the bottom to see if they have an affiliate program...you might be an affiliate.

    If you say "where the hell is the mailman ?"...you might be an affiliate.

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    Leave the gun, take the cannolis.

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    If you give your friend a lift to the local bookstore, and then insist that if he doesn't buy anything immediately, he should not make his own way to the store another day, but must get a lift from you first.

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    When you think in ".com" then you too might be an affiliate!

    "hey ... I should build a site for ... com"

    LOL

    Cheers,

    Brian Johnson (Chef Brian)
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    myrxforless.com | My Affiliate Programs

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