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    Full Member GoColts's Avatar
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    Wordtracker Chuckles :)
    So... a common strategy is to "find a problem" and "create a solution".

    I typed in "how to get..." in Wordtracker...I'm sure you'll find some humor in the results:


    25,393 total searches
    2854 how long does it take to get tax refund back
    2068 how to get on myspace at school
    1865 how to get on facebook at school
    1762 how to get on bebo at school
    1198 how to get into blocked websites in school
    1069 how to get on youtube at school
    939 how to get a girl really wet
    859 how to get a capricorn man to fall in love
    713 how to get passed blocked sites
    543 how to get a dog to mount you
    522 how to get a pisces man to fall in love with you
    496 how to get pregnant
    494 how do you get a scorpio to fall in love with you
    345 how to get a job at mac cosmetics
    332 how long does your hair have to be to get cornrows
    331 how to get gaia gold fast
    329 how to get rid of cold sores
    308 how to get someone's myspace password
    307 how to get l-dopa
    306 how to get a passport
    301 how to get high with household products
    288 how to get high legally
    258 how to get a girlfriend
    247 how to get a lot of gold on gaia online
    234 how to get remove mozilla spyware
    218 how to get a guy to notice you
    214 how long does it take to get a passport
    203 how much does it cost to get into brookfield zoo
    193 how to get revenge on someone you hate
    186 how to get rid of chiggers
    164 how long does boys hair have to be to get braids
    146 how to get rid of moles
    143 how to get sick
    140 how to get rid of ants
    128 how to get a jedi name
    125 how to get a boyfriend
    125 how to get a fever
    123 how to get a coupon for 23andme
    115 how to get free sodas from vending machines
    112 how to get a myspace standalone player
    110 how to get wet sexually
    107 how to get very high off weed
    103 how to get a girl to like you
    97 how to get laid
    96 how can i get money to start my own business
    95 how do you get your aunt to sleep with you
    95 how to get a horse to mount you
    93 how can i get someone to pay off my my debt
    93 how to get to island 8910 in pokemon fire red
    88 how to get revenge without breaking the law
    88 how to get rid of mice
    87 how to get a six pack
    85 how to get high
    83 how to get buff if your a teen
    81 how to get high on common household items
    80 how to get a book published
    80 how to get rid of stink bugs
    78 how to get rid of a hickey
    76 how long does it take to get a masters degree
    75 how to get rich
    75 how to get rid of stretch marks
    75 how to get stoned without drugs
    74 good ideas on how to get revenge
    68 how to get revenge on parents
    67 how to get a ghetto booty
    67 how to get rid of a cold
    66 how do you get a girl to let you finger her
    65 how to get a girl wet
    64 how to get rid of belly fat
    63 how to get high without drugs
    63 how to get rid of a yeast infection
    61 how to get in my moms pants
    61 how to get rid of fleas
    59 how to get high off nutmeg
    59 how to get rid of rats
    58 how to get rid of love handles
    58 how to get weed out of your system
    58 how to get your crush to notice you
    57 how to get a job
    57 how to get free itunes from apple
    57 how to get on myspace in school
    57 how to get out of debt
    57 how to get rid of hiccups
    55 how long does it take for a girl to get wet
    55 how to get eye drops in dog''s eye
    55 how to get rid of age spots
    55 how to get rid of squirrels
    53 how to fight cps to get kids back
    53 how to get a bigger penis
    52 how do i get to blocked myspace
    51 how to get pneumonia
    50 how long does it take to get tax refund
    49 how to get revenge
    49 how to get revenge on a cheating boyfriend
    47 how to get a good tan
    47 how to get rid of the content advisor
    46 how do i get a girl to sleep with me
    46 how to get a divorce
    46 how to get a girl
    45 how do get music to play on my myspace page
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    This is a great list. I think it says a lot about people's priorities!

    Twice as many people asking how to get a dog to mount them than how to get a girlfriend... wow priceless.

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    I remember when AOL leaked their search/searcher list years ago. Lots of creepy stuff on that list.

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    Full Member GoColts's Avatar
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    Yes sick and sad. I think the free version of Wordtracker display global volume so I'd like to think the bulk of those depraved minds are searching from other countries. Just glad I haven't came across a how to ebook on clickbank *yet*.
    "God moves imperturbably, slowly, and with perfect organization. The only wise rate at which to live is God's rate. God get things done and they are done right and He does them without hurry. He neither fumes nor frets. He is peaceful and therefore efficient." - Norman Vincent Peale

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