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    Just Another Lawyer Joke
    A very successful attorney parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus.

    Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how he had just purchased his Lexus the day before, and now it was completely ruined and would never be the same. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are. You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

    "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

    The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

    "OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.

    "My Rolex!!!"
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    lol -

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    Life is Supposed to be Fun! Rexanne's Avatar
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    LOL - pathetic but LOL
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    ABW Ambassador JoyUnltd's Avatar
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    Unfortunately, I once knew someone like this (who was a lawyer). Yep, pathetic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoyUnltd
    Unfortunately, I once knew someone like this (who was a lawyer). Yep, pathetic!
    I've known people like this who weren't lawyers. MOST were doctors, second most in real estate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AffiliateHound
    I've known people like this who weren't lawyers. MOST were doctors, second most in real estate.
    I knew people who acted like they were like this (??) -- they headed some huge MLM downlines.
    Generate more fake news.

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