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June 12th, 2009, 11:32 PM #1You're Probably a Computer Nerd IF!
Thought this was funny enough to share!
You are Probably a Computer Nerd If .......
Your web page is far more popular than you
Your home page is more impressive than your resume
You've thought about getting a tattoo of the Intel logo
You look at computer magazines instead of Playboy
You often argue with your computer, fuss at the modem and cuss your ISP
You talk to a woman about your hardware and don't mean anything sexual
Your computer has more phone lines than the people in your house
You ask a woman for her e-mail address instead of her phone number
You think FrontPage is for whimps
You run Windows 95, 3.1 and Unix just because you can
You think Bill Gates is "cool"
You spend more time on the Net than you do sleeping
You "call in" sick to work via e-mail
Everyone in your family has multiple e-mail addresses
You've have a LAN set-up in your house
Your idea of hurrying is typing faster
You keep spare mouse pads
You keep a spare PC just to test virus hoaxes
You use a tape backup to save Web Sites you've visited
You have more invested in computers than you do your kids
You have and use every known commercial/shareware anti-virus program
You see how far you can move the mouse w/o turning off the screen saver
At night, you check your e-mail before you check your answering machine
You still have original version of NetScape
You not only us computer acronyms, you know what they're short for too
You have a better computer system at home than at work
The only sex you have now is on-line
You can quote chapter and verse from various html manuals
You're still not sure if adding graphics to the Internet was a good idea
You don't think any of the foregoing is either funny or unusual
June 13th, 2009, 10:04 AM #2
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That was a hoot. Thanks for the giggle!!
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