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July 13th, 2009, 06:15 AM #1The Irritating Neighbor
Have you ever lived next to someone that was just totally irritating?
I have a neighbor like that.
The guy is a trucker. He works for Planters.
The man drives me nuts.
Come on. Think about it.
I made that one up myself. But it's 5 in the morning and I am tired.
Plus, I use to live in Iowa. That's why the joke is so corny.
July 13th, 2009, 01:13 PM #2
July 13th, 2009, 01:28 PM #3
Just in case people aren't getting this attempt at humor...
The guy is a trucker driver for Planters. You know. Planters Peanuts....
So, he drives me nuts...
I know today "humor" is suppose to be full of things of a sexual nature, have gross body functions in them or have an overtone of racism or homophobia in them, but...
I don't play those games.
What's the real reason why the Troll under the bridge didn't eat that first Billy Goat that tried to cross?
Be he was just a kid.
July 13th, 2009, 04:50 PM #4
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Ha Ha - It made me laugh!
July 13th, 2009, 08:44 PM #5Originally Posted by Snowfinch
And I tend to be nuts about the corny stuff myself. (Probably because I'm originally from Nebraska, where we also know a lot about corn. )Generate more fake news.
July 13th, 2009, 08:49 PM #6
July 13th, 2009, 08:55 PM #7Originally Posted by writerguy
July 13th, 2009, 09:06 PM #8
Snowfinch, I find your clean humor refreshing
Since you joke about nuts you're an Old Salt~Rhia7 -- Remember the 7
July 13th, 2009, 11:26 PM #9
Thanks for the nice comments.
However, I must apologize.
I wrote that about keeping my humor clean and then contradicted myself.
In an attempt to win a hoodie, my humor became somewhat vulgar.
But you must understand something.
When Sean Penn won the Oscar for Best Actor, after my brilliant performance in "To Kill A Snowfinch", I was devasted.
Not only had the Academy Awards totally overlooked me, but now, Sean Penn had won the Oscar that should have been mine.
I became desperate to win something. Anything. Even a hoodie. And at any cost.
If I could win that hoodie, I would have my revenge on Sean Penn and the all those associated with the Academy Awards.
In my desperate attempt at revenge, I wrote things that contradict my statements in post #3.
I apologize and will attempt to tone it down a notch or two.
NOTE: I am not really missing all the marbles I appear to be missing. They were stole from me, just like my Best Actor Oscar.
July 16th, 2009, 02:22 PM #10
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You are a hoot Snowfinch! Love the clean jokes that aren't blonde jokes.
November 11th, 2009, 11:39 AM #11
Don't worry, your not alone having some irritating neighbors.
November 18th, 2009, 01:13 PM #12
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Hooray for you, Snowfinch. I applaud every attempt at good, clean humor.
November 18th, 2009, 02:16 PM #13