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    The Irritating Neighbor
    Have you ever lived next to someone that was just totally irritating?

    I have a neighbor like that.

    The guy is a trucker. He works for Planters.

    The man drives me nuts.



    Come on. Think about it.

    I made that one up myself. But it's 5 in the morning and I am tired.

    Plus, I use to live in Iowa. That's why the joke is so corny.


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    wow.

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    Just in case people aren't getting this attempt at humor...

    The guy is a trucker driver for Planters. You know. Planters Peanuts....

    So, he drives me nuts...



    I know today "humor" is suppose to be full of things of a sexual nature, have gross body functions in them or have an overtone of racism or homophobia in them, but...

    I don't play those games.

    So...

    What's the real reason why the Troll under the bridge didn't eat that first Billy Goat that tried to cross?

    Be he was just a kid.


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    Ha Ha - It made me laugh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowfinch
    I know today "humor" is suppose to be full of things of a sexual nature, have gross body functions in them or have an overtone of racism or homophobia in them, but...

    I don't play those games.
    Hooray for you, Snowfinch. I applaud every attempt at good, clean humor.

    And I tend to be nuts about the corny stuff myself. (Probably because I'm originally from Nebraska, where we also know a lot about corn. )
    Generate more fake news.

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    arrrghhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by writerguy
    Hooray for you, Snowfinch. I applaud every attempt at good, clean humor.

    And I tend to be nuts about the corny stuff myself. (Probably because I'm originally from Nebraska, where we also know a lot about corn. )
    Same here -- about the jokes and the knowing a lot about corn!

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    Snowfinch, I find your clean humor refreshing

    Since you joke about nuts you're an Old Salt
    ~Rhia7 -- Remember the 7
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    Thanks for the nice comments.

    However, I must apologize.

    I wrote that about keeping my humor clean and then contradicted myself.

    In an attempt to win a hoodie, my humor became somewhat vulgar.

    But you must understand something.

    When Sean Penn won the Oscar for Best Actor, after my brilliant performance in "To Kill A Snowfinch", I was devasted.

    Not only had the Academy Awards totally overlooked me, but now, Sean Penn had won the Oscar that should have been mine.

    I became desperate to win something. Anything. Even a hoodie. And at any cost.

    If I could win that hoodie, I would have my revenge on Sean Penn and the all those associated with the Academy Awards.

    In my desperate attempt at revenge, I wrote things that contradict my statements in post #3.

    I apologize and will attempt to tone it down a notch or two.

    NOTE: I am not really missing all the marbles I appear to be missing. They were stole from me, just like my Best Actor Oscar.

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    You are a hoot Snowfinch! Love the clean jokes that aren't blonde jokes.

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    Don't worry, your not alone having some irritating neighbors.

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    Hooray for you, Snowfinch. I applaud every attempt at good, clean humor.

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    um, rachit, please don't copy and paste previous posts. go read http://forum.abestweb.com/showthread.php?t=125548 to learn the error of your ways.

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