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    Cool [2009] Top 10 Rambling Post
    Here are the Top 10 ways to know that your post in this forum have become too long and rambling.

    10. When you are so caught up in writing your post, you almost miss your own 30th birthday party. You were 27 when you started your post.

    9. When your mouse reports you to local law enforcement for animal abuse.

    8. When you finish your post and refresh the page, you notice Snowfinch is in the room and is now a moderator.

    7. When you no longer take your computer to the Computer Repair Shop, but to see its therapist instead.

    6. When you are so busy typing you miss the birth of you child, but finish your post just in time to make it to their High School Graduation.

    5. When your keyboard ask you for a raise.

    4. When you finish your post just in time to watch the State of the Union Address by President Haiko de Poel, Jr.

    3. When you glance over and notice that most of the smileys have fallen asleep and the thumps up smiley now has its middle finger up.

    2. When you are served papers that your computer has filed for a divorce.

    1. When right in the middle of writing your post wishing everyone a Happy Easter, there is a knock on your door. You answer it and a group of kids yell "Trick or Treat".

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    Cute!
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    You're getting too good , time to check my underpants thread, or whatever that thread is called....

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    Fabulous, lol! Have you thought about a career as an "affiliate comedienne"?
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    Nice work Snowfinch.
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    Very cute. Thanks for the giggle.

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    WOW! Thanks all for the nice comments.

    There are a million great ones for this, so I hope others add theirs.

    Add often, we could all use a grin, a smile, a giggle, a laugh... to help us forgets the worries of the world if but for a moment.

    I'll start.

    How do you know your post is too long and rambling?

    When you hit the POST button and notice it says "POSTED BY SNOWFINCH".

    See, I have to make fun of myself. Why should all you be the only ones that get to have fun?

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    How did you do that nonfeel?
    You posted nothing and have 0 posts, that is the coolest rambling post ever
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    Admin note: Nonfeels post was an img tag and he was banned, the post counter updated before the post was removed.
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    not that cool nonfeel, but it looked odd so I had to comment.
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    Hello
    Quote Originally Posted by Snowfinch
    WOW! Thanks all for the nice comments.

    There are a million great ones for this, so I hope others add theirs.

    Add often, we could all use a grin, a smile, a giggle, a laugh... to help us forgets the worries of the world if but for a moment.

    I'll start.

    How do you know your post is too long and rambling?

    When you hit the POST button and notice it says "POSTED BY SNOWFINCH".

    See, I have to make fun of myself. Why should all you be the only ones that get to have fun?
    I like your signature. I was nearly 27. Does it suck when you turn 30?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowfinch


    3. When you glance over and notice that most of the smileys have fallen asleep and the thumps up smiley now has its middle finger up.
    HAHAHAHA - this one's funny :-)
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    Thanks for the laugh. I really needed this week after the Vikings loss.

    I particularly liked #3. I probably missed #4 as it would have brought the horror of the NFC championship back into memory.

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    Very cute. Thanks for the giggle.

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    Sorry to bring this post back from the dead but I'm curious to know why snowfinch is banned. Is it because he is not funny any more?

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    Moderation issues are not open to discussion, there are rules that prohibit discussion of moderation issues publicly.

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    Moderator Note: Snowfinch was banned for multiple rules violations. As a general rule, moderation actions are kept private, so this will be all the explanation and discussion we will have here on this topic.
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