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    My Final Joke
    This isn't my creation. I generally like to make up my own jokes, but every now and then I use others material. This is one of those times. I hope no one has ever posted it before. I love this joke. Hope it at least brings a smile to your face. We all desire to smile and be happy.


    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super...'

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather royalty looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

    'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

    She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

    To which the gay flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

    'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

    Put your darn tray up!'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowfinch
    I hope no one has ever posted it before. I love this joke.
    Already been posted.
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