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    Full Member snappy's Avatar
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    Forget SEO new method out!
    Ok so I don't know if this has ever been posted but it gave me a giggle
    I didn't create this and the author is "anonymous"???

    On a cold day in December, a young webmaster approached me
    with a very serious problem. He could not get his site
    listed in Yahoo!. It was that very day that I exposed my
    innermost secret: my ability to add sites to the Yahoo
    directory. My young friend looked on, with enough willpower
    to move a steamboat made of solid steel. I revealed the
    following method...

    BE WARNED: Not following these steps exactly can cause more
    problems for you than you might expect. Your site can become
    deleted from other search-engines as well as never being
    added to the treasured Yahoo directory. This is NOT a joke!
    You must seriously devote yourself to this procedure.

    Note: the entire process is 5 days long. The first day is the
    most rigorous, the rest fairly subtle and devotional.

    Step 1 - Physical.

    Within day 1, submit your site to the Yahoo directory
    following their exact instructions. If you have already done
    it, that is OK! You will be doing it again. Pay close
    attention to all of the instructions and guidelines they
    present to you, follow them exactly.

    Step 2 - Vocal.

    Recite the following chant exactly 10 times while facing
    toward the Yahoo submission result screen. This is the
    screen that thanks you for suggesting your site. The chant
    MUST be said at volume; using roughly 60% of your vocal
    capacity. ALSO: place your LEFT hand on your mouse, and hold
    your right hand high in the air.

    yahoo yahoo cyber yahoo click
    cyber click click submit click yahoo

    click input meta meta null null null null
    cyber go no request meta submitty submitty submitty

    http http http yahoo yahoo cyber
    cyber yahoo click click click

    add html add html add html add cyber
    go go go go yahoo yahoo yahoo submitty

    read read read read

    feel my thoughts and words, all mighty yahoo
    feel my pain
    feel my thoughts and words, all mighty yahoo
    feel my pain
    feel my thoughts and words, all mighty yahoo
    feel my pain
    feel my thoughts and words, all mighty yahoo
    feel my pain

    Step 3 - Days 2 through 5

    Every morning for the next 4 days, when you wake chant the
    following beside your bed:

    All mighty Yahoo, all mighty Yahoo,
    I love you, mighty Yahoo.
    h-t-t-p-colon-slash-slash-w-w-w-dot-yahoo-dot-com

    You're done. I give this information to you with kindness,
    and hope you will return that kindness when you have
    succeeded.


    I assume the same can be done with google.
    I attract success and abundance into my life because that is who I am.

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    SEO: A Specialty - Web Design: Slow or outsourced andbeyond's Avatar
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    Is this like 8 years old?

    Who submits to Yahoo anyways?

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    Full Member snappy's Avatar
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    Could be, I added it could probably be done with google on the bottom... see look up a bit and poof there ya go. Its a freekin joke as this is the daily chuckle... ha ha ha
    I attract success and abundance into my life because that is who I am.

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    LOL. Hey Snappy that is pretty funny!

    Let me it the old college try and see what happens. hehe

    Regards,

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